weird things you thought about during...

[tris-]

sex.

threads related to sex seemed to have died down latley, seems about time to top it up.

on one occasion ive wonderd what it would be like to go down a white water rapid on one of those floaty ring thingys.

and on another occasion i thought about why things were packaged the way they are.

 

[Gamah]

My sex isn't so boring I have to think about other things

 

[crispy]

on one occasion ive wonderd what it would be like to go down a white water rapid on one of those floaty ring thingys..

She must have been fat xD

 

[[slim]]

Lol kinda reminds me of one of the men behaving badly's .. gary and dorothy were discussing sex and gary says "Do you remember the time when we managed to book a whole holiday during sex?" and dorothy says something like "yeh and it turned out to be a great holiday" lol.

Thinking of tris with a Thomas Cook brochure rested on her back discussing resorts haha

 

[Gamah]

Lol kinda reminds me of one of the men behaving badly's .. gary and dorothy were discussing sex and gary says "Do you remember the time when we managed to book a whole holiday during sex?" and dorothy says something like "yeh and it turned out to be a great holiday" lol.

Thinking of tris with a Thomas Cook brochure rested on her back discussing resorts haha

lol! I can imagine

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well...i once thought about having sex while having sex and did so

 

[Neffneff]

Many things, sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose (in the interest of prolonging my partners experience)

Making cheese on toast, playing games, gardening, laying patios, video editing, porn (usually by accident, or when im bored), decorating, tomorrows plans, making tea, preparing food in general (and no im not a fat knacker), housework..in fact pretty much every menial task you can think of.

 

[grimlin]

whn your parents are home

 

[Lamp]

Changing the hoover bag

 

[tris-]

She must have been fat xD

bingo. rep just for guessing right :/

 

[cHodAX]

I find that thinking about computer hardware and the prices is a good way to 'hold back the tide'.

 

[Lamp]

or imagining Yoda having a wank

 

[Huntingtons]

I find that thinking about computer hardware and the prices is a good way to 'hold back the tide'.

lol, great one

read the ron jeremy thought of urchins(?) while doing movies... not a bad one either.

 

[leviathane]

tbh i don't really think during sex , whats going through my mind is normally wow look at these tits bounce, keeps me amused for hours

 

[cHodAX]

tbh i don't really think during sex , whats going through my mind is normally wow look at these tits bounce, keeps me amused for hours

Deviant!

 

[leviathane]

asif no other man does it xD

 

[CorNokZ]

My x, tall female elf bainshee, "What kinds of sheets are these?"... You know.. The usual?

 

[tris-]

tbh i don't really think during sex , whats going through my mind is normally wow look at these tits bounce, keeps me amused for hours

same here but suddenly my mind will wonder and i cant take control. then im left wondering "why is bleach packed the way it is? make it easier to stack, easier to use, for safety?"

 

[old.Tohtori]

I once wondered, well, not while having sex though...but AFTER(it counts!), that maybe suicide bombers don't need condoms 'cause their lil spermies go boomboomboom before they reach the egg

Yeah...i'm a sick f*ck...

 

[Rub]

I once wondered, well, not while having sex though...but AFTER(it counts!), that maybe suicide bombers don't need condoms 'cause their lil spermies go boomboomboom before they reach the egg

 

[Mikah75]

<cough>

 

[Naetha]

You know that random shit you get going in front of your eyes just before you go to sleep? I kinda get that when I have sex, but in more detail.

Random example of images I get flashing in front of my eyes:

Red converse all star trainer

Hamster on a wheel

Grave stone in a graveyard

A bunch of grapes

A horse chestnut tree blowing in the wind

Etc etc.

Also, sometimes I just get colours. The first time I ever came properly while having sex (women will know what I mean) all I could think was yellow. I've also regularly just thought light blue as well, and a kind of pinky purple.

 

[Calaen]

Also, sometimes I just get colours. The first time I ever came properly while having sex (women will know what I mean) all I could think was yellow. I've also regularly just thought light blue as well, and a kind of pinky purple.

Thats quite interesting, was it achieved during penetration or through oral methods? I just wonder if there is a connection.

 

[Gamah]

You know that random shit you get going in front of your eyes just before you go to sleep? I kinda get that when I have sex, but in more detail.

Random example of images I get flashing in front of my eyes:

Red converse all star trainer

Hamster on a wheel

Grave stone in a graveyard

A bunch of grapes

A horse chestnut tree blowing in the wind

Etc etc.

Also, sometimes I just get colours. The first time I ever came properly while having sex (women will know what I mean) all I could think was yellow. I've also regularly just thought light blue as well, and a kind of pinky purple.

*Backs away slowly*

 

[DocWolfe]

I think I might start taking LSD before sex also.

 

[Naetha]

Anyone take poppers during sex btw?

And in reply to Calaen, during penetration ofc, the best way

But then I think I'm slightly different to most women - I'm not a big fan of foreplay

G-spot orgasm >>> all

 

[Will]

I've just checked with my other half, and you are officially weird for seeing colours during sex. Then again, she thinks I'm weird for sneezing when I look at bright lights, when my disease is real. Sounds like some sort of bizarre synaesthesia.

And the timing with the poppers is really tricky.

 

[grimlin]

Anyone take poppers during sex btw?

And in reply to Calaen, during penetration ofc, the best way

But then I think I'm slightly different to most women - I'm not a big fan of foreplay

G-spot orgasm >>> all

woah to much info for me

 

[tris-]

G-spot orgasm >>> all

it also feels great for the dude when the vaginal wall or w/e it is starts contracting and it squeezes your thingy

 

[DavidH]

I think of Mike during sex.