Weird question

[Lethul]

Say if I had a big ball of grass that I have collect from my lawnmower. I then put it in to some sort of container and squeezed the liquid out of it. Would this liquid be mainly water or do you think it could work as a kind of fertilized water in gardens? Anyone have any idea?

 

[TdC]

I think you should drink it!

 

[Thorwyn]

Exactly!
May not taste very good, but when you go to the toilet for a piss, you feel like the incredible Hulk.

 

[liloe]

Say if I had a big ball of grass that I have collect from my lawnmower. I then put it in to some sort of container and squeezed the liquid out of it. Would this liquid be mainly water or do you think it could work as a kind of fertilized water in gardens? Anyone have any idea?

To be honest, there's no reason it should be fertilising. After all it's just grass so I don't think it's more effective than just letting the grass lie on the ground.

 

[Lamp]

No. Get some manure instead

 

[Lethul]

To be honest, there's no reason it should be fertilising. After all it's just grass so I don't think it's more effective than just letting the grass lie on the ground.

I'm not thinking only fertilizing. I am thinking if I could have any use of any sort with that liquid (drinking would even be sufficient if I somehow could prove it was healthy ).

Do you think there would be any use at all having that liquid?!

 

[TdC]

I(drinking would even be sufficient

see now you're on the right track. it may not taste very good but it won't kill you. try spiking a shot of vodka with a few drops of it

plus get your mates to dare/bet against you too

 

[Lamp]

You could email these people

Grass Clippings - Home of the British Lawn

 

[Lethul]

Apparently wheat grass is good at least! What kind of grass is it usually in gardens?

 

[Lethul]

If I squeeze grass would Liquid Chlorophyll be the result?

 

[Fast]

Are you stoned?

 

[Punishment]

Your inner moocow is strong

 

[TdC]

just drink it already!!!

 

[Lethul]

just drink it already!!!

I don't have any of it! Just thinking about a coherent cow lawnmower I'm designing And I need to be able to milk it for something!

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[Olgaline]

only on FH!

 

[Wonk]

I've had some grass shots at a juice bar. They were horrible

 

[TdC]

lies! just drink it!

 

[Olgaline]

someone should send teeds a bottle of this stuff....!


Hmm a thought....Grass-brandy anyone? "grass-vodka" has already been done....