Question Weird Northern Chips Vid!

rynnor

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BBC NEWS | England | Chippie bans traffic wardens

Ignore the fact that this vid is about chippies banning traffic wardens and skip to the last few seconds - the chippie puts some chips in a wrapper but then appears to sprinkle cheese on them and finally pours a ladel of thick very dark liquid over the top???

What the hell is that stuff - is it burnt gravy - it looks incredibly thick for gravy?

And cheese and ?gravy? on chips - is that for real - dont northerners like nice crisp chips - surely they go instantly soggy?

Any ideas?
 

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hmm cheesy chips and gravy!

That my dear is proper chippy gravy, non of that runny watery shit the south try to fob you off with.
 

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hmm cheesy chips and gravy!

Why do people eat this though? Is it a modern phenomenom up North?

Is it just a cheaper alternative when you cant afford fish or a pie to go with chips?
 

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I've never seen that, but I have seen plenty of Chip Muffins. Yes Muffins, you soft fucking southern fairyboys.
 

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I've never seen that, but I have seen plenty of Chip Muffins. Yes Muffins, you soft fucking southern fairyboys.

Is that like an effeminate version of a chip butty - I mean c'mon - muffins?
 

Mey

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Chips and cheesy is pretty common, I guess the gravy bit is just for taste.
 

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Chips cheese and gravy, is the bollox. Stripey shirt, shandy drinking southerners..
 

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mmmmmmmm chips cheese and gravy. Thats just plain awesomeness!!!
 

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Wont somebody think of the children!? :)

What would Jamie Oliver say about that I wonder ;)
 

Mey

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Jamie oliver can fuck right off. Northens can cook we just can't be arsed.
 

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cheese on chips is the food of the gods, not sure about the gravy though
 

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What would Jamie Oliver say about that I wonder ;)

Well no one would understand what the fat tongued, self righteous fuck nugget was saying so it doesn't matter what the annoying mockney would say.
 

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now just add some mayo on top of that and you sir have a meal fit for a king.
 

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Mayo on chips ?!? What are you, belgian or dutch or something ? Chips need nothing other than a good dose of vinegar and salt (in that order) you freaks.
 

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Mayo on chips ?!? What are you, belgian or dutch or something ? Chips need nothing other than a good dose of vinegar and salt (in that order) you freaks.

no no no no no. mayo and sate saus, or mayo and ketchup.
not saying that vinegar is bad but chip shops just dont put enough or way too much on the chips.
 

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