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You guys at
Me? Usually at work but have 3 days off, so at home.
Work
Home
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None of the above
Me? Usually at work but have 3 days off, so at home.
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Wij
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Work
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~Lazarus~
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Im at work.
Do you seriously think I would waste my OWN precious time communicating with you bunch of reprobates ?
If Im gonna do this - Im at least happy to be getting paid for it.
Do you seriously think I would waste my OWN precious time communicating with you bunch of reprobates ?
If Im gonna do this - Im at least happy to be getting paid for it.
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Damini
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Home. Should be really writing my script, but instead I trawl here seeking amusement, and I have a plan to make some scrambled eggs in a tic.
My life is very empty.
I can't go on the internet at work. All they have really is an intranet, made of several etchasketches sellotaped together.
My life is very empty.
I can't go on the internet at work. All they have really is an intranet, made of several etchasketches sellotaped together.
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kanonfodda
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Work, nothing better to do
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*Kornholio*
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work - bored...
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Hashmonster
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home - day off today to decide whether or not to buy new car, may need another test drive just for the fun of it
but normally at work
but normally at work
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work
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Summo
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Work. I have days where everything is fast-moving and relatively exciting. Other days are like today.
Hash - you might want to have a look at this car.
Read the desciption, ppl!
Hash - you might want to have a look at this car.
Read the desciption, ppl!
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echo
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Home, and bored shitless...
..........mmmmmMMMMMMMMM.... macaroni cheeeessssseeeeeee....
..........mmmmmMMMMMMMMM.... macaroni cheeeessssseeeeeee....
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Originally posted by SomeGuy
Work. I have days where everything is fast-moving and relatively exciting. Other days are like today.
Hash - you might want to have a look at this car.
Read the desciption, ppl!
heheh, love it.
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Wij
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Originally posted by SomeGuy
Work. I have days where everything is fast-moving and relatively exciting. Other days are like today.
Hash - you might want to have a look at this car.
Read the desciption, ppl!
teh funneh
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bigbb
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*lick Wij*
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Wij
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*giggle guiltily*
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Will
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I post from work myself. I do a little home posting, but I am a lot busier at home than at work...
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xane
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Work. I was supposed to go to a meeting, but the guy was off sick, so I did this instead ...
(a customer walks in the door.)
Customer: Good Morning.
Owner: Good morning, Sir. Welcome to the R0X0R Games Emporium!
Customer: Ah thank you.
Owner: What can I do for you, Sir?
C: Well, I was hanging out at the BigBastardLAN and I spied this uber-l33t FPS with super-furry graphicologics.
O: Graphi-what, sir?
C: Eye Candy.
O: Eh?
C: 'Ee It were fooking smart!
O: Ah, nice looking!
C: Yo. And I thought to meself, "gotta download and h4x0r that baby, so I shagged my d00d r0x0r skillz and offlined to this spanky soft shop to grooble the product"
O: Come again?
C: I want to buy a game.
O: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the death metal guitarist!
C: Oh, heaven forbid: Gets my mojo wid those heavy toons!
O: Sorry?
C: Fooking nice sing-a-long!
O: So he can go on playing, can he?
C: Most certainly! Now then, a game please, haxxor-meister.
O: (lustily) Certainly, sir. What would you like?
C: Well, how about Blue Shift.
O: I'm, a-fraid we're fresh out of Half-Life add-ons, sir.
C: Oh, never mind, how about Unreal Tourney Special Edition?
O: I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week, sir, UT2 is out soon anyways.
C: Bling bling. No matter. Well, l33t d00d, Ghost Recon, if you please.
O: It's been on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning.
C: Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Return to Castle Wolfenstein?
O: Sorry, sir.
C: Red Faction?
O: Normally, sir, yes. Today the van broke down.
C: Ah. Serious Sam?
O: Sorry.
C: Any Alien versus Predator, per chance?
O: No.
C: Team Fortress ?
O: No.
C: Star Trek Elite Force ?
O: (pause) No.
C: Duke Nukem, Daikatana ?
O: No.
C: Counterstrike, perhaps?
O: Ah! We have Counterstrike, yessir.
C: (suprised) You do! Excellent.
O: Yessir. It's ah ... it's a bit buggy.
C: Oh, I like it buggy.
O: Well ... It's very buggy, actually, sir.
C: No matter. Fetch hither the warez de la Valve Software ! P'ting !
O: I think it's a bit buggier than you'll like it, sir.
C: I don't care how fucking buggy it is. Hand it over like it's on DSL.
O: Oooooooooohhh........! (pause)
C: What now?
O: The CD got scratched.
C: (pause) Has it?
O: Yes, sir.
(pause)
C: Rogue Spear?
O: No.
C: Soldier of Fortune?
O: No.
C: Tribes 2 ?
O: No sir.
C: You do have some games, don't you?
O: (brightly) Of course, sir. It's a games shop, sir. We've got ...
C: No don't tell me. I'm keen to guess.
O: Fair enough.
C: Max Payne.
O: Yes?
C: Ah, well, I'll have that!
O: Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mr Payne, that's my name.
(pause)
C: Opposing Force?
O: Not as such.
C: Kingpin?
O: No
C: SiN?
O: Not today, sir, no.
(pause)
C: How about Doom?
O: Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.
C: Not much call ! It's the single most popular FPS game in the world!
O: Not 'round here, sir.
C: (slight pause) and what IS the most popular game 'round here?
O: Deux Ex , sir.
C: IS it.
O: Oh, yes, it's staggeringly popular in this region.
C: Is it.
O: It's our number one best seller, sir!
C: I see. Deux Ex, eh?
O: Right, sir.
C: All right. Okay. 'Have you got any?' He asked, expecting the answer 'no'.
O: I'll have a look, sir.. nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.
C: It's not much of a games shop, is it?
O: Finest in the district sir!
C: (annoyed) Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.
O: Well, it's so l33t, sir!
C: It's certainly uncontaminated by n00bs.
O: (brightly) You haven't asked me about Gunman Chronicles, sir.
C: Would it be worth it?
O: Could be.
C: Have you ... SHUT THAT BLOODY DISTORTED GUITAR OFF!
O: Told you sir ...
C: (slowly) Have you got Gunman Chronicles?
O: No.
C: Figures. Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place....... Tell me:
O: Yessir?
C: Have you in fact got any FPS games here at all?
O: Yes, sir.
C: Really?
(pause)
O: No. Not really, sir.
C: You haven't.
O: No sir. Not one. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.
C: Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to rail you.
O: Good game, sir.
(The customer takes out a railgun and headshots the shopkeeper)
C: What a senseless waste of depleted uranium.
(a customer walks in the door.)
Customer: Good Morning.
Owner: Good morning, Sir. Welcome to the R0X0R Games Emporium!
Customer: Ah thank you.
Owner: What can I do for you, Sir?
C: Well, I was hanging out at the BigBastardLAN and I spied this uber-l33t FPS with super-furry graphicologics.
O: Graphi-what, sir?
C: Eye Candy.
O: Eh?
C: 'Ee It were fooking smart!
O: Ah, nice looking!
C: Yo. And I thought to meself, "gotta download and h4x0r that baby, so I shagged my d00d r0x0r skillz and offlined to this spanky soft shop to grooble the product"
O: Come again?
C: I want to buy a game.
O: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the death metal guitarist!
C: Oh, heaven forbid: Gets my mojo wid those heavy toons!
O: Sorry?
C: Fooking nice sing-a-long!
O: So he can go on playing, can he?
C: Most certainly! Now then, a game please, haxxor-meister.
O: (lustily) Certainly, sir. What would you like?
C: Well, how about Blue Shift.
O: I'm, a-fraid we're fresh out of Half-Life add-ons, sir.
C: Oh, never mind, how about Unreal Tourney Special Edition?
O: I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week, sir, UT2 is out soon anyways.
C: Bling bling. No matter. Well, l33t d00d, Ghost Recon, if you please.
O: It's been on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning.
C: Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Return to Castle Wolfenstein?
O: Sorry, sir.
C: Red Faction?
O: Normally, sir, yes. Today the van broke down.
C: Ah. Serious Sam?
O: Sorry.
C: Any Alien versus Predator, per chance?
O: No.
C: Team Fortress ?
O: No.
C: Star Trek Elite Force ?
O: (pause) No.
C: Duke Nukem, Daikatana ?
O: No.
C: Counterstrike, perhaps?
O: Ah! We have Counterstrike, yessir.
C: (suprised) You do! Excellent.
O: Yessir. It's ah ... it's a bit buggy.
C: Oh, I like it buggy.
O: Well ... It's very buggy, actually, sir.
C: No matter. Fetch hither the warez de la Valve Software ! P'ting !
O: I think it's a bit buggier than you'll like it, sir.
C: I don't care how fucking buggy it is. Hand it over like it's on DSL.
O: Oooooooooohhh........! (pause)
C: What now?
O: The CD got scratched.
C: (pause) Has it?
O: Yes, sir.
(pause)
C: Rogue Spear?
O: No.
C: Soldier of Fortune?
O: No.
C: Tribes 2 ?
O: No sir.
C: You do have some games, don't you?
O: (brightly) Of course, sir. It's a games shop, sir. We've got ...
C: No don't tell me. I'm keen to guess.
O: Fair enough.
C: Max Payne.
O: Yes?
C: Ah, well, I'll have that!
O: Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mr Payne, that's my name.
(pause)
C: Opposing Force?
O: Not as such.
C: Kingpin?
O: No
C: SiN?
O: Not today, sir, no.
(pause)
C: How about Doom?
O: Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.
C: Not much call ! It's the single most popular FPS game in the world!
O: Not 'round here, sir.
C: (slight pause) and what IS the most popular game 'round here?
O: Deux Ex , sir.
C: IS it.
O: Oh, yes, it's staggeringly popular in this region.
C: Is it.
O: It's our number one best seller, sir!
C: I see. Deux Ex, eh?
O: Right, sir.
C: All right. Okay. 'Have you got any?' He asked, expecting the answer 'no'.
O: I'll have a look, sir.. nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.
C: It's not much of a games shop, is it?
O: Finest in the district sir!
C: (annoyed) Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.
O: Well, it's so l33t, sir!
C: It's certainly uncontaminated by n00bs.
O: (brightly) You haven't asked me about Gunman Chronicles, sir.
C: Would it be worth it?
O: Could be.
C: Have you ... SHUT THAT BLOODY DISTORTED GUITAR OFF!
O: Told you sir ...
C: (slowly) Have you got Gunman Chronicles?
O: No.
C: Figures. Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place....... Tell me:
O: Yessir?
C: Have you in fact got any FPS games here at all?
O: Yes, sir.
C: Really?
(pause)
O: No. Not really, sir.
C: You haven't.
O: No sir. Not one. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.
C: Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to rail you.
O: Good game, sir.
(The customer takes out a railgun and headshots the shopkeeper)
C: What a senseless waste of depleted uranium.
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Will
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One of those slow Mondays?
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Wazzerphuk
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When I post during the weekday, I'm normally at home, before and after college, although there are some occasions where I post from college, like right now.
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Wij
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wtf ???
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Daffeh
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at home, posting instead of revising
oh dear...
oh dear...
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Summo
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Heh heh. That made me laugh, Cama. I could hear John Cleese and Michael Palin delivering that...
I could hear John Cleese and Michael Palin delivering that...
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Skyler
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home
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S-Gray
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Was at home but College has started again... fuck!
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whipped
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At work!
Well, for another 15 mins anyway.
Well, for another 15 mins anyway.
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Home
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Work of course...
theres only so much a "senior technical support engineer" can do per day...
that reminds me, gotta change my profile
theres only so much a "senior technical support engineer" can do per day...
that reminds me, gotta change my profile
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Fex
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Home most of the day, the rest of the time I'm out looking for a job. Which reminds me. Anyone got any jobs going out there
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Ono
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camazotz
Which games shop you work at?
Which games shop you work at?
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Hashmonster
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Originally posted by SomeGuy
Work. I have days where everything is fast-moving and relatively exciting. Other days are like today.
Hash - you might want to have a look at this car.
Read the desciption, ppl!
heheh yeah saw that over on another forum - funnee reason for sale! Had me test drive today, gonna get it hopefully 1st of july
not that car there tho!!
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old.logic7
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Work.