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[old.Swelt]

...or lack of them.

Come on Fix

O btw... "XL, oG and SS had the most impressive results and look good for the top spots." My personal favourites for the top spots are
[*]XL
[*]X3
[*]SS

...and us, though I think it could be really close with CWSC and Xe also possibly scoring well.

 

[old.Swelt]

Stop - Rewind

Sorry to hear about yer DadinLaw Fix... Under the circumstances I wouldn't be updating any websites either.

Best Wishes.

 

[old.NightStrike]

Speaking of updates
What about the ukcclq3 swelt

 

[old.Swelt]

ukccl q3...

...is nothing to do with me.

 

[old.The Fixer]

Don't worry about it Swelt...you weren't to know m8.

 

[old.NightStrike]

Didn't u like co run it last time?

 

[old.rwd-mank]

moooooooooo.

 

[old.Tha^Ersatz]

be quiet mank you pe0n









can't think of anything else to say

END

 

[old.rwd-mank]

dude !

let's get back to making our best attempts at taking a topic off topic

 

[old.Tha^Ersatz]

MUAHUAHAHAHAUHTUTHUIATHIATUHIUOH!!!!!!!!!


yeah that 3Mb-of-garbage on the UKHPBRA3L got deleted - and then welly installed his 0wn forum, but he put it on his webspace and now it doens't work - it's gay anyway - nothing beats the barrysworld forums

(these ones anyway, cos fix 0wns em, not the HPB ones cos that bast FireFoxx deletes the threads cos his l33t 2.5k modem can't load it up - gayness... BTW there was someone at the CPL qualifiers called 'Firefox' who did very badly - err apparantly that isn't FireFoxx but he'd prolly do just as shit anyway

FireFoxxx the l33t wh0r3 fox

install ra3 ffs, i wanna play you )

cos i refuse to play on the public servers, there's a lot of gayness (literally) on there, luckily my clan have their own server so if i ever play (mmmmm, matron) i will play there

i've just read what i've written and i'm not sure it makes sense

never mind these posts never did...

have some lyrics from cradle of filth!!:



03 - Cruelty Brought Thee Orchids (7:18)

Maleficent in dusky rose
Gathered satin lapped Her breasts
Like blood upon the snow
A tourniquet of Topaz
Glistened at Her throat
Awakening, pulled from the tomb
Her spirit freed eclipsed the moon
That She outshone as a fallen star
A regal ornament from a far flung nebular

Her likeness hung in the black gallery
Commanding unease
Demanding of Death to breathe....

Midst the whirl and daylight fauna
Of society at court
Elizabeth bedazzled, Her presence sought applause
Though Her torchlit shadow
Thrown upon damp cellar walls
Greeted nothing but despair from slaves Her nights enthralled

Thirteen Winter solstices had shown
Her path, that the dark
Had marked its dominion
Spaying the confessor
Whose caresses she'd known,
As whipcord in the House of Dog
Her cold cunt meat on holy bone

Raped of faith, She now embraced
The narcissistic unrest frozen on the mirror's face
With this disdain, inside these veins
(Highborn wanton that She was)
She sought to keep what age would claim
Her soul was sold and for this toll
Reeking pyres ever smouldered
On the whims of one so in control
Elizabeth, mysterious.
Cruelty brought thee orchids
From the bowels of the abyss

Once upon atrocity when midwitches stifled cries
And carved abortive runes in reddened wombs
Exhumed by scrying eyes
Madness came upon
Her like an amourous lover's seed
Lifesblood splashed upon Her skin
In gouts torture unleashed

And to Her dead reflection
Twas as if Her pallor gleamed
Like an angel's warmed by candles
Where erotic stains had cleaved
So demons dragged this libertine
Lusts screaming for release
Upon the flesh of maidens preened
As canvas for caprice

Exacting obeisance
Her gaze held a seance
Of spirits too trapped under glass to commune
A sleeter mistress than Luna
Whose threats to consume Her
Met with torments giving vent to Her swoon

Flat on Her back
Pack-prey for the reams
Of verses and curses
That haunted Her dreams
Midnightmare chimed
Thirteen in Her mind
A disciple of scars
Branded years hissed behind
Ridden split-thighed
By the Father of lies
An ovation of wolves
Blushed the skies as they writhed

But Heaven is never forever
She came, a spent storm
From the clouds...

Leaving serpents in office
Inside every gate
To lick righteous holes
Blinding Lords to the fate
Of virgins forced naked
To defile on rent knees
Hacked and racked backwards
Menses choking their pleas

"More. Whore. More.
Twitching make me wet with thee
Carcass rub me raw"


ooooooooooooooooooo he swore in that song - isn't he a big man!!!!!!!!

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGG

i'm gonna stop typing now because it already looks stupid and i'm doing my best to preserve my reputation of being a sensible person who types sensible things (i think i'd better start that reputation first)

[18:09:57] <Hajolyn> i have heard that i have a reputation of being a sensible person who types sensible things

right, now i've gotta preserve that, so i shall leave now and await your witty response mr mank

(RWD are long gone, just get rid of that tag you ph00l )

ANYONE WHO HAS THE SILLY SMILIES THAT ARE ANIMATED AND SHIT DESERVE TO DIE IN A NASTY WAY (OF THEIR OWN CHOICE IF THEY WOULD PREFER)

 

[old.Tha^Ersatz]

hmm - nearly 100 views, i wonder if we can beat the over 300 [count them with your fingers!!!!!!!] views of our 'Au cheat' thread ( http://forums.barrysworld.com/showthread.php?threadid=5437 ) come on we can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

































o

 

[old.Tha^Ersatz]

why does it say i'm a 'bretford resident'?? wtf


right, i really am going now

 

[old.Tha^Ersatz]

btw if you don't want to associate yourself with the libelous and generally rather lame Au thread then i'll change it from 'our' to 'my'

 

[old.UncleSteve]

/me puts haj back in his cage

 

[old.Tha^Ersatz]

MUHAHAH i advise you to look round this forum, the BWRA2L forum, and the UKRA2HPBL forum for some class spammage from mank and i (most of it deleted by now)

YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE LETTING YOURSELF IN FOR WHEN YOU SIGNED ME UP