Waterboarding - Torture or not?

Scouse

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Nah, I just dont view it as torture. Surely wouldnt like to be subjected to it, but as torture goes I dont think that waterboarding makes the cut.

Try it. Like I said.

For added realism get someone who hates you to perform said comfy-cushion prodding...
 

Kryten

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There's got to be far worse things to have done to you, but as was mentioned torture is subjective.

For instance, being tied in a chair in a soundproof room on your own. With speakers wall to wall. Blaring out, on loop 2 songs. "Umbrella" by rhianna and that fucking song by Mia.
 

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Try it. Like I said.

For added realism get someone who hates you to perform said comfy-cushion prodding...

Like I already said, I wouldnt like to be subjected to it.. I would much rather that than having my kneecaps drilled though.
 

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Pretty good hint about what it is right there.
Though I am firmly against it, that logic would imply that going to a Celine Dion concert is torture.

Oh.. wait... yeah never mind. Solid logic.
 

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Waterboarding's for pussies and Saddam was an amateur you need the Roman Catholic torture manual! Nothing like an Iquisition and religious nutters to install fear into the masses. They did it for nealry 1200 years in Europe.
 

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Waterboarding's for pussies and Saddam was an amateur you need the Roman Catholic torture manual! Nothing like an Iquisition and religious nutters to install fear into the masses. They did it for nealry 1200 years in Europe.

Oh no!!! Not the soft cushions!!!!!






/Python ;)
 

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Beat you to the joke Jup, just less obviously ;)
 

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