War stories

[Mazon]

I was standing in front of albion porter keep when I was asked to bring a leech to ac. Being in emain and no groups around I accepted and stated I wanted to suicide so I ran straight for the grannies.

With 5 messages going around and phone ringing I missed the grannies and found myself at the milegate where I had seen some death spam. GREAT a good way to suicide I thougt so I went on to my final hour.

Upon passing the milegate I see middie assist traing trashing an albion group with a spread healing cleric desperately trying to keep the group alive. So I started rezzing ppl and after the general shouts from middie I could finally rez the deceased.

I rezzed and ran along only to find more death ppl laying around including our own studiomonkey I kept rezzing and ofc it was I alone that made the albion group win.

Counting the realmpoints I found that I had made around 1200 rps in a couple of minutes

I walked further into the frontiers aiming for DC when I thougt: Maybe I should solo more as a cleric? Still thinking that an NS rr 7 jumped me and downed me in 6 seconds

A little story from the real life.

Maybe others got stories to tell as well?

 

[Fadeh]

I can tell a story.

Yesterday vs maelstrom.

I killed remish 5 times. (Nerf enemy ressers farming rps)

I grappled remish ~10 times

I bodyguarded against remish evul overpowered attack countless times

A thaught crossed my mind, maybe its my purpose in life. Bitching with remish.

 

[Zapsi]

Went amg tower with my sm yesterday had a sexy kobold warrior to guard me. Then 1½ fg albs came and decided to attack me all I can say NERF BODYGUARD they all died.
Funny how MLs have no effect on rvr

 

[Krait]

Went amg tower with my sm yesterday had a sexy kobold warrior to guard me. Then 1½ fg albs came and decided to attack me all I can say NERF BODYGUARD they all died.
Funny how MLs have no effect on rvr

I do'nt know which is the worst... The Albs or Bodyguard.

 

[Tareregion]

I can tell a story.

Yesterday vs maelstrom.

I killed remish 5 times. (Nerf enemy ressers farming rps)

I grappled remish ~10 times

I bodyguarded against remish evul overpowered attack countless times

A thaught crossed my mind, maybe its my purpose in life. Bitching with remish.

lovely isn't it

 

[old.windforce]

i went emain yesterday with my sorc and did some solo rvr for an hour (no semi decent groups with room for sorc / cleric / theurg / minstrel / infil or armsman)

died 3 times with a strong 0 rps and leveled my artifacts for the rest of the night. omg ring of dances levels slow . Leeching end bot level 39 when ring at level 4

 

[Slitzzz]

I do'nt know which is the worst... The Albs or Bodyguard.

Albs is better i think... Cause Bodyguard Suxxed [TeH MoVie] :touch:

 

[Zerach]

This one time, at band camp ... um, nevermind.

 

[XeffoInfil]

Went amg tower with my sm yesterday had a sexy kobold warrior to guard me. Then 1½ fg albs came and decided to attack me all I can say NERF BODYGUARD they all died.
Funny how MLs have no effect on rvr

that made me lolirl tbh hahaha

 

[remi]

A thaught crossed my mind, maybe its my purpose in life. Bitching with remish.

YEA

 

[Reebs]

I was chilling with everlast, broke up with Weejaz (pruds bb) killed myself while screaming "I cant live without you Weejaz!" (jumped from mpk) got ressed by prudil and logged.

sweet.

 

[bigchief]

Got to amg today on necro and had a fg mids run over. Being totally bored I fought back and FP+lifetapped their shammy. 3 nukes and 2 instas later over he went. Their healer was too busy being stuck to my shade with his hammer out to get the kill spam to bother trying to heal it.

[14:10] * Esena kills bigchief whith a small hammer
[14:10] (Esena):
[14:12] (bigchief): Esena
[14:12] (bigchief): healers in your grp pwn btw ;o
[14:13] (Esena): bigchief i am a healer
[14:13] (bigchief): you suck then
[14:14] (Esena):
[14:14] (Esena): found it funny you killing the shammy

found it rather amusing myself too

 

[inqy]

play your infil more imo. pain in the ass invulnerable necro bugger you.

 

[Minn]

Their healer was too busy being stuck to my shade with his hammer out to get the kill spam to bother trying to heal it

well, he he, all seers want necro kill spam... I normally get em (snoz, joor and valg sucks)

 

[bigchief]

play your infil more imo. pain in the ass invulnerable necro bugger you.

Im leveling ceremonial bracers and band of stars Dinged lvl3 on both last night, just 7 more to go .. so about another 10days I reckon if I can keep this rate up. That means more running over my mines and letting me kill you !

 

[Zorin]

One day I met a fat dwarf named Zarff, we got married. Ran around runie duo and killed albs in odins all days long. Then I sold my soul to the devil and Zarff cried.