old.Tohtori
FH is my second home
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- Jan 23, 2004
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First off i should point out that you're one f*cked up kid for wanting someone to insult you for no reason. Well, guess you and your girlfriend that clicked the link solved the problem of not having a reason. What's wrong? Like some s/m, ooh spank me please action? Well ok, have at thee. You know there's nothing wrong in being as stupid as you are, most people live their lives like any other, being a complete moron just like you. But, i know, you're different.
Different for sure since you set the standards and break the worldrecord of being a dumba**. Now you're thinking that this thread is stupid and i should be banned for writing it. Well, if your miniscule brain didn't pick it up, i asked if you wanted to be insulted. Consent motherf*cker. Also i guess the (Rude and pointless) tag in the topic didn't ring any bells in your clocktower. Must be of all the porn you've been browsing lefthanded that somehow oozed all your graymatter into a hankie.
Insulted yet? Didn't think so. Kinda hard to insult someone when they can't tell the difference between a blowup doll and a food dispenser, or even realise that the other one is rather painful. Then again with a private playtoy sized like a happy mr miniweenie can't really reach anywhere hazardous. Except the electrical outlets. Yeah i know, you tried that allready.
But just to be sure our ladies ain't offended by only insulting the maleside of the viewers....not gonna. Hah. Doesn't that irk your 24/7 attention whore senses. Oops...insulted anyway. Well, being the "better half" of all the relationships must get to me too. Better half at spending money atleast. How many f*cking shoes does one pair of feet need? Buy a pair and use them atleast for a week and i'll sing the brady bunch themesong naked at the top of the eiffeltower.
Now, if this seems like a bullshit thread for you eleet bastards there, you're right. It's all about insulting your know-all-highhorse a**. Never did i know that so much useless trivia could come from a smelly, pimply a-hole, but HALLELUJA! it even manages to type it out. Guess the pole up there really helps with the typing.
How to wrap this up? Well a simple f*ck you could suffice, but it wouldn't really annoy you. But what will really push you over the edge is the fact that....
Love you all!!
Different for sure since you set the standards and break the worldrecord of being a dumba**. Now you're thinking that this thread is stupid and i should be banned for writing it. Well, if your miniscule brain didn't pick it up, i asked if you wanted to be insulted. Consent motherf*cker. Also i guess the (Rude and pointless) tag in the topic didn't ring any bells in your clocktower. Must be of all the porn you've been browsing lefthanded that somehow oozed all your graymatter into a hankie.
Insulted yet? Didn't think so. Kinda hard to insult someone when they can't tell the difference between a blowup doll and a food dispenser, or even realise that the other one is rather painful. Then again with a private playtoy sized like a happy mr miniweenie can't really reach anywhere hazardous. Except the electrical outlets. Yeah i know, you tried that allready.
But just to be sure our ladies ain't offended by only insulting the maleside of the viewers....not gonna. Hah. Doesn't that irk your 24/7 attention whore senses. Oops...insulted anyway. Well, being the "better half" of all the relationships must get to me too. Better half at spending money atleast. How many f*cking shoes does one pair of feet need? Buy a pair and use them atleast for a week and i'll sing the brady bunch themesong naked at the top of the eiffeltower.
Now, if this seems like a bullshit thread for you eleet bastards there, you're right. It's all about insulting your know-all-highhorse a**. Never did i know that so much useless trivia could come from a smelly, pimply a-hole, but HALLELUJA! it even manages to type it out. Guess the pole up there really helps with the typing.
How to wrap this up? Well a simple f*ck you could suffice, but it wouldn't really annoy you. But what will really push you over the edge is the fact that....
Love you all!!
