Wales

[pocketyoda]

In the beginning, the Lord God almighty turned to his best mate, the archangel Gabriel and said

"Gabby, today i am going to create a beautiful part of the Earth and i will call it Wales. I will make it a country of breathtaking, blue lakes; rich green forests and dark, beautiful mountains, from which time to time will be snow covered. I will give it clear, swift rivers which will overflow with salmon and trout. The land shall be lush and fertile, on which the people can raise cattle and grow their food, as well as being rich with precious metals which will be much sought after the world over. Underneath the land i shall lay rich seams of coal for the inhabitants to mine. Around the coast i will make some of the most beautiful areas in the world; white
sandy beaches and cliffs that will attract all manner of wildlife and lots of islands that will be like a paradise to all that visit them.
In the waters around the shores there will be an abundance of sealife. The people who live there will be called the welsh and will be the friendliest people on earth."

"Excuse me, sire" interupted the archangel Gabriel, "don't you think you are being a bit too generous to these Welsh?"
"Don't talk crap," replied the Lord, "wait till you see the bloody
neighbours i'm giving them!"

 

[Embattle]

Wales = Crap Hole

 

[Fex]

Wales - the land that spawned the race of freaks known as Gingers or was that Scotland, oh well nm

 

[S-Gray]

In all of that i didnt see anyone mention Sh33pshaggers...

 

[xane]

Strangely though, as I recall from History, the "neighbours" were the Britons, who ran away hid amongst the mountains of Wales when the various invaders (Normans, Saxons, etc) kicked their asses.

Not sure what happened to the original sheepshaggers tho, but whoever is there now surely aren't the "friendliest people on earth".

Come Home to a Real Fire - Buy a Cottage in Wales

 

[Me²]

Ryan Giggs is about the only thing Wales is good for.

 

[xane]

Its a pity he plays for a bunch of creeps. He could've played for England (like Owen), but instead his dear manager convinced him to stand for Wales so there's less chance he'll be cup-tied or injured (fact: Giggs has never played in a Welsh friendly match), nothing to do with his dear manager not being English of course

 

[Fex]

The main reason or so the general public are lead to belive is that when his dad did a bunk and fucked off he decided to play for the country of his mothers birth and not his fathers.

 

[old.Explosive23]

Football is gay.

 

[raw.]

Wales is a shit hole and the people in it are 70 % cunts if not 80!

I was forced to live there for 3 years while my dad moved around jobs, i fucking hated it, where we lived the English WERE NOT welcome, so i ended up getting into about 2 fights a day at school

 

[Scouse]

Football is gay.

Hmmm. That means that our national sport, played in just about every country in the world, which brings millions of people together, forming bonds between the estranged (see: football introduced into Afghanistan to help bring the people of the country together), and everyone who watches it must be wrong and you're right?


Oh. And Wales rocks. You just have to know how to handle the people (who, for the most part, are very nice - certainly nicer than 90% of cunting southerners)

, so i ended up getting into about 2 fights a day at school

Well - if you will mouth off at them

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Scouse
Oh. And Wales rocks. You just have to know how to handle the people (who, for the most part, are very nice - certainly nicer than 90% of cunting southerners)

Hmm, how to "handle" the Welsh, perhaps a little different to how _they_ handle other people.

As a prime example of a "cunting southerner" myself, all I can say is, after centuries of invasion by people from all parts of the country, indeed all parts of the world, including from godforsaken places like Liverpool and Wales, we happen to be quite accomodating and take "foreigners" in our stride, in fact our wonderful political masters have gone out of their way to make people from "the outside" feel quite at home.

Whereas the same could certainly not be said of Wales, for example, they have a whole political movement dedicated to the genocidal elimination of Englishmen from their fair borders.

In fact a large amount of those "cunting southerners" happen to be ex-northerners and welshmen who got a tad fed up with the bigoted, incestuous and animal-loving attitudes of their fellow neighbours and moved to a more accomodating place

 

[Scouse]

Lol Cam

Whereas the same could certainly not be said of Wales, for example, they have a whole political movement dedicated to the genocidal elimination of Englishmen from their fair borders.

As opposed to the welcoming BNP

bigoted, incestuous and animal-loving attitudes of their fellow neighbours

Or the shandy-drinking, filofax-carrying, uppity twats with a superiority complex

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Scouse
As opposed to the welcoming BNP

Er, B = "British", I don't think they are actually opposed to the Welsh at all, they do obviously oppose those Welshmen daring to suggest devolution, but I don't think they give a sh*t as long as you come from beyond UK territory.

Originally posted by Scouse
Or the shandy-drinking, filofax-carrying, uppity twats with a superiority complex

1. Red-bull and vodka nowdays daaaarling.
2. Filofax ? We've moved onto Palms YEARS ago.
3. "superiority complex" - nowdays one is expected to be humble.

You northerners are _so_ September 10th.

 

[Scouse]

You northerners are _so_ September 10th

LOL


"British" does actually include the English. And the Sons of Glyn Dur are mostly defunct now (although I have been to the Owain GlynDur and got VERY drunk - and they didn't try to lynch me as is a commonly held belief!)

Up north we are aware of this "Red Bull and Vodka" drink. Only we do it by the "pint" rather than the "half".

And it doesn't cost us £20.

 

[Summo]

Oh. How vulgar. Nothing like that here in the South-East.

Right. It's nearly midday so I'm off to my town home in my open-top sports car for lunch with some close, personal acquaintances. Should anyone phone tell them I'm in a meeting with the CEO, or something. If the CEO phones tell him I'm with a VP. They never talk to each other anyway.

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Scouse
Up north we are aware of this "Red Bull and Vodka" drink. Only we do it by the "pint" rather than the "half".

And it doesn't cost us £20.

Ah, but you must fill half your glass with fairy liquid froth "head" so it doesn't count, and down south it does _not_ cost £20, well, if you only have the Red Bull that is

 

[Scouse]

Ah, but you must fill half your glass with fairy liquid froth "head"

Fuck it - get me a bucket of the stuff

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
Right. It's nearly midday so I'm off to my town home in my open-top sports car for lunch with some close, personal acquaintances.

Translation to northern:-

"I'm off for a bum !"

 

[suicide121]

Lol

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Wij
"I'm off for a bum !"

At least its a human bum

 

[Wij]

northern != welsh

 

[xane]

After consulting my "Big Southern Girlie Atlas of Britain (with 900 page pull-out of London Area and index of west end wine bars)", I can see Wales is ever so sightly northish of Watford, so north it is, sorry

 

[Wij]

I consider myself Northern. I do not count the Welshies as my countrymen. No matter how charming their livestock.

 

[xane]

Edmund:
Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?

Baldrick:
No, but I've often thought that I'd like to.

Edmund:
Well don't. It's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough, sinewy men roam the valleys terrifying people with their close-harmony singing

 

[Daffeh]

OI!

theres nowt wrong with the Welsh
/me points to Welsh heritage

 

[mr.Blacky]

and that is?

 

[Daffeh]

well my name is Welsh

but i sharnt delvulge that info, you'll only laugh

 

[Scouse]

Never watched Zulu?

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Daf
well my name is Welsh

but i sharnt delvulge that info, you'll only laugh

We probably wont be able to pronounce it either, not without covering the monitor with gob.