Virus Alert!

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Munkey-

Guest
You have just received the "POLISH VIRUS." Since we don't have any programming experience and do not know how to actually damage your computer, this Virus works on the honour system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this Virus to everyone on your mailing list.


help :uhoh:
 
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Wij

Guest
Obviously written by an American. Polish to them is like Irish was to the English (before we all realised that racism was bad.)

Three Irish blokes were sat on the floor... One fell off. etc...

It's also the same as 'The Linux Virus' written by some smug Linux user.
 
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xane

Guest
I've always wondered why the Americans have it in for the Polish. During my reading about the Enigma machine it was Polish engineers who not only cracked the code, but built their own version of it (based on leaked blueprints) and designed the first "Bombe" machine later modified and use by Turin and his team in the UK.

A great many Polish served and died in the UK armed forces too.
 
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PR.

Guest
Ooooh Polish as in the people...

I was thinking polish as in Making Furniture shiny
 
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caLLous

Guest
Heh heh.

•12:26:39• <Damini> Munkey is in the forums, wetting himself about some virus. Anyone here know anything to help ickle boy out? Polish virus or some such.

Sowwy Damini. ;)
 
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Damini

Guest
Well, that serves me right for skim reading :) I saw the words virus and help and thought sod that, I know nothing about viruses, I'll help the little monkster out but throwing someone else at it. Truth be known, if he hadn't changed his avatar to something so cute, I'd have probably not said anything and saved myself Ritualistic Humiliation at the hands of Mr Evil Pants CaLLous.

You guys abuse my niceness. You'll miss it when its gone!!
 
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Munkey-

Guest
see. somebody does like me! even if their blonde :p

not dissing the polish or anything. but the enigma code they broke was ABC.....literally. it was. the germans... how inventive. can devise new forms of death but couldnt devise a decent coding system
 
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Perplex

Guest
a nice transparant background version:

PITA2.gif
 
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ShockingAlberto

Guest
No, it's too far past the shitness mark to be improved...


Actually, it is a really crap avatar...
 
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Munkey-

Guest
no idea why I changed mine.


thanks perp and summo
 
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Wij

Guest
*bash-bishop to munkey's new avatar*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

not so clean now ! :eek:
 
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Munkey-

Guest
WHITE STAINS! WHITE STAINS!



RETREAT!!!!!!

*flee*
 
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