Virtual Girlfriend

[Brynn]

I read in the paper yesterday (ok the mirror) that some students have gone on Ebay and touted themselves as "virtual" girlfriends.

You pay xxx amount to win the ebay auction, then they send you a letter once a week, some texts and some photo's.

They said they that this is the girlfriend for the people who are too lazy or too shy.

and lo and behold some ebay-ing shows http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/sea...d&ht=1&sosortproperty=1&from=R10&BasicSearch=

 

[Cyradix]

Doh, gettting paid to chat on msn?
Damn, I have been wasting time and money!!
<goes off to sell himself on ebay>

 

[sibanac]

Seems there is still hope for you then !

Go for it Brynn, we support you , and we wont laugh, honest

 

[Cyradix]

And if you don't mind you can send us those nude pics of your virtual gf

 

[Cyfr]

I bet they are fat old men.

 

[Clown]

I bet that wouldn't stop you.

 

[Brynn]

Seems there is still hope for you then !

Go for it Brynn, we support you , and we wont laugh, honest

git


better put my bid in soon - before all the people from here make the prices sky high

 

[sibanac]

And if you don't mind you can send us those nude pics of your virtual gf

We better ask deebs for a 'Brynn's virutal GF' section

 

[tRoG]

I'll be your virtual boyfriend, Brynn.

 

[Brynn]

I'll be your virtual boyfriend, Brynn.

bad twog

 

[Deacan]

If there is easy cash to be made.

Am going to make my virtual boyfriend(tm) business.

Every week you will get a pair of my briefs to wash.

 

[Skyler]

*downloads random girl pics*

*sets up ebay account*

Right then I'm gonna be someones virtual 'girlfriend' too.. any offers.. only 28.95 (undercut her) hihihihi :E

 

[Jonaldo]

I wanna be a virtual husband. You can get me beer, cook my dinners, do the cooking, cleaning and washing for me on a regular basis. All while I have an affair with one of these virtual girlfriends.

 

[TdC]

why can I only think of serial port driven sexdolls when I read stuff like this? I've been a geek too long, someone save me!!

 

[sibanac]

why can I only think of serial port driven sexdolls when I read stuff like this? I've been a geek too long, someone save me!!

A bearded geek at that, us young ones think a USB2 driven sexdoll

 

[Jonaldo]

why can I only think of serial port driven sexdolls when I read stuff like this? I've been a geek too long, someone save me!!

Ah yes! Romancing the RS232..

 

[TdC]

A bearded geek at that, us young ones think a USB2 driven sexdoll

 

[Cyfr]

I bet that wouldn't stop you.

Well you didn't so I guess i'll have anything

 

[adams901]

heh, or you can view a lot of her pics by changing the url

http://www.professional2004.fsnet.co.uk/virt/adpic4.jpg
http://www.professional2004.fsnet.co.uk/virt/adpic5.jpg

they get worse, she even does things with a bottle :-/. Over 30 pics, but i got bored with going through them.

 

[Wij]

usb = unclean shite box

 

[TdC]

indeed. btw, those pics get quite dodgy. I'd append a NSFW tag tbh.

 

[tRoG]

Oh God. I just saw a pic of her with a bottle up her bum*

*Oh, it's not in her bum

 

[mr.Blacky]

Well you chose to alter the links and he gave a warning.

 

[Yoni]

blimey charlie definately not work safe. Just one thing why pay 30 quid when you can get at her photo collection. The texts seriously wont be worth that.

Also as she didn't think to change the url for her other photos as now they will be fapped over by numerous prepubes all over the world. Silly Girl!!

 

[Cyradix]

You can't actually see her face on any of the nasty pictures. I very much doubt it is even her....

 

[Brynn]

Oh God. I just saw a pic of her with a bottle up her bum*

*Oh, it's not in her bum

Yea that number 7 is a beaut