Vark Moo?

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Archeon

Guest
Ok, i wanna clear somthing up.

Originally i belived that 'Vark Moo' was a rabid badgers battle cry or somthing, they always seemed to be screaming it and good for them.

But this afternoon i watch an entire group of various different guilds run at a mob screaming this rather odd cry, once i'd finished laughing my head off, ressed them and logged i couldn't get the word out of my head.

What does it mean? tell me or i'm likley to go crazy and go on a chain-saw massacre
 
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Aule Valar

Guest
prehaps they hoped by screaming this cry they would be imbued with the strength of rabid badgers (fearsome beasts)

alternativly they may have caught the rabidness of the badgers, possibly its induced by a facalty like beastie, causing them to scream badger battlecrys
um
 
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alithiel50

Guest
Personally I've always found that shouting 'Ni!' at my enemies fills them with dread.... (Well, it's that or they think I'm somewhat less than sane!)

Just a shame that Mids and Hibs don't understand Albion.... if they did I'd have them cowering at my feet in mere seconds! :p

Ni!
 
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Tilda

Guest
Wraf ! Wraf !

and then theres strons gimped warf1warf! :p

Tilda

(FC's battle cry btw)
 
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Exiled

Guest
"shiiiiiiiiiiit equal numbers, run away !!!" thought that was FC's tild ;) or was that just k0nah
 
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Aule Valar

Guest
and wasn't yours 15 minutes to gp, don't enter the fronteir yet :p

(and no its not a whine about gp, but i'm bored :) )
 
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Exiled

Guest
yes, aule, yes it was :p stealth upto DL gates and you will see hordes of hibs waiting for timer :)
 
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Archeon

Guest
Originally posted by alithiel50
Ni!


<Seems Strangly Unintimidated>
<Points At Alithiel>
<Starts To Laugh>
<Laughs Some More>
<Laughs A Little More>
<Wipes A Tear From His Eye>

I always find it so cute when albions try to intimidate people, its kind of like being freaked out by a small fish :D
 
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arladon

Guest
Words hurt! Us albions are people to! :(

Nerf words!
 
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Juanita

Guest
Anyone still remember this?

We put the BEER in Hibeernia!
 
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alithiel50

Guest
Originally posted by Archeon
I always find it so cute when albions try to intimidate people, its kind of like being freaked out by a small fish :D
<picks up a large herring and beats Archeon about the head with it>

:twak:

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper!
I fart in your general direction!
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time! ;)
 
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Whoodoo_RD

Guest
Originally posted by Juanita
Anyone still remember this?

We put the BEER in Hibeernia!
No, you lot were too busy getting drunk on potatoes m8. Weird lot.

Weird thing is I havnt seen a single cow, possessed or otherwise, in any of the realms. Maybe its old tongue for "wheres me frikken cow?"
 
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-Lonewolf-

Guest
I am sure Monty Python's Licence is blatantly being flogged to death here! :eek:
 
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Juanita

Guest
Actually we yelled it when we tried a keep raid at the end of open beta with our lvl 28 (wow, you lvl 30???) chars ;)

*Edit: It did not help*
 
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old.amoeba

Guest
VARK MOO!

Always assumed it was some silly scandanavian language.. :D
 
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Tilda

Guest
Originally posted by Exiled
"shiiiiiiiiiiit equal numbers, run away !!!" thought that was FC's tild ;) or was that just k0nah

i thought that was just tren, then he pulls out his x-bow and snipes a bit while running :D

Tilda
 
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The Exile

Guest
Heh, the cry 'Vark Moo' is actualy from around may last year.
Been the guild battle cry ever since. (won't go in detail on how we got it as it's a boring story)


Vark Moo!
 
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Archeon

Guest
Originally posted by alithiel50
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper!
I fart in your general direction!
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Well i don't want to talk with an over-powered mindless zergling, i laugh at you some more!
and if we're doing mum jokes then...

Your mother was a gerbil, and your father got drunk on half a pint of lemonade!

Ha! who says middys are stopid :p
 
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alithiel50

Guest
Originally posted by Archeon
Well i don't want to talk with an over-powered mindless zergling, i laugh at you some more!
Erm, hello? When have Mercenaries ever been over-powered? And I do my best to avoid being in the zerg, and usually manage to keep out of their way....
If you do ever encounter me in a zerg, it's not really a zerg. It's just hordes of my adoring fans who have finally managed to catch up with me and are chasing me around in the hope of getting an autograph.... They have a tendency to over-react when they see Mids and Hibs running up to me cos they think they're trying to jump the queue! :rolleyes:

Your mother was a gerbil
Well, that might explain the borderline vegetarianism and tendency to 'nibble' rather than eat large meals.... Besides, my comment was plausible. After all, I've SEEN Mids turn into Hamsters during battle!

and your father got drunk on half a pint of lemonade!
Ah, that would be the 'special' lemonade I brew.... must have accidentally left a bottle lying around after using it to clean the silverware.... :uhoh:

Ha! who says middys are stopid :p
Someone told me that Trolls are the only race that has a negative INT stat.... :clap:

Have a nice day now!
 
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indeed

Guest
indeed

I am Vark Moo Indeed, who wanted to know?

Fatbob Indeed
Rabid Badgers!
 
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Archeon

Guest
Gah! I've been owned!!

Well don't blame me, we don't have any +Int items in midgard :)
 
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old.Niljindil

Guest
Originally posted by Archeon
Gah! I've been owned!!

Well don't blame me, we don't have any +Int items in midgard :)

Actually, you do have +int items in midgard.

With my hunter on prydwen im killing fireflowers in muspelheim, they drop af 20 cloth with +int on it :p
 

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