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Jayce_DA
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... ah well not quite yet, but here is where you come in.
You see Vantros is very desper... ah ... willing to marry atm.
He is a handsome athletic youth with an urge to sha.. er... have children. He believes in starting young to have as many as possible
So come on all you loverly young .. er.. lets not narrow the selection too much .. you loverly young to middling .. er.. hmmmm, single ? too restricting still, um .. you loverly, maybe, young, kinda, single, or willing to be .. briefly .. ladies, well female characters, consider a wonderfully challenged .. ah.. challenging ..no, ah.. kind and considerate young man who can out duel almost anybody
He'll provide for you and all the children you may have, I say may because of his prob.. er.. nevermind that, hes fully functional. He is a great dueller, hippy ..er .. groupy .. ah group leader, and hes great in the sack, seriously we put him in one and he still fought well
Now don't worry if you think your out of the running, he isnt that fussy, I mean Kobbie's I know you think no one like you because of your wierd .. ah, I mean loverly colouring, well blue is Vantros's favorite colour dont you know ! Yes it is, hes often seen in a tarvern or pub drinking the last of the AfterShock blue, licking the last drops out of the tiny cup .. er .. well the point is blue's okay
As for you Troll ladies, well .. ah, um .. Van is a fan of troll's, he often lets them win so as not to look stupi.. ah, to hurt they're fellings, he has realised how emotially sensitive you trolls are. Why I've even heard him comment on how scratchy.. ah, er, um .. wonderfully shiny your shoulders are, he knows how long it takes for you troll ladies to sand them down like that, in fact hes gone and bought himself a power sander in anticipation of being with a jolly troll lady.
Ah, little lurikeen ladies, well don't worry, Van even has a spot for you, on the lawn, stood in front of him .. er, ah .. well lets just say part your hair in the middle !
Well, as you can see Vantros is a great catch and an inter realm marriage might help those inter realm problems we've been having, you know all the killing and burning, the keep taking, pinning a lone albie down while tying his feet together and laughing at .. er .. helping the lone Albie get home safely etc
So hurry ladies you don't want to miss out this, hurry before his left wris.. er .. wheels burn out !
Lets talk currency here, its rude to buy a husband, even ruder kill him, but we not after that, now are we .. are we ? No ? Good
Reply to this thread telling Van what you can bring to a marriage how you can help him .. er .. make him happy and I'll show all the replies to Vantros so he can interview .. er, meet you loverly ladies so you can size each other up and see if you dont run screamin.. er .. like each other.
Inter-realm weddings = peace ? I hope not .. er.. so I meant so !!
You see Vantros is very desper... ah ... willing to marry atm.
He is a handsome athletic youth with an urge to sha.. er... have children. He believes in starting young to have as many as possible
So come on all you loverly young .. er.. lets not narrow the selection too much .. you loverly young to middling .. er.. hmmmm, single ? too restricting still, um .. you loverly, maybe, young, kinda, single, or willing to be .. briefly .. ladies, well female characters, consider a wonderfully challenged .. ah.. challenging ..no, ah.. kind and considerate young man who can out duel almost anybody
He'll provide for you and all the children you may have, I say may because of his prob.. er.. nevermind that, hes fully functional. He is a great dueller, hippy ..er .. groupy .. ah group leader, and hes great in the sack, seriously we put him in one and he still fought well
Now don't worry if you think your out of the running, he isnt that fussy, I mean Kobbie's I know you think no one like you because of your wierd .. ah, I mean loverly colouring, well blue is Vantros's favorite colour dont you know ! Yes it is, hes often seen in a tarvern or pub drinking the last of the AfterShock blue, licking the last drops out of the tiny cup .. er .. well the point is blue's okay
As for you Troll ladies, well .. ah, um .. Van is a fan of troll's, he often lets them win so as not to look stupi.. ah, to hurt they're fellings, he has realised how emotially sensitive you trolls are. Why I've even heard him comment on how scratchy.. ah, er, um .. wonderfully shiny your shoulders are, he knows how long it takes for you troll ladies to sand them down like that, in fact hes gone and bought himself a power sander in anticipation of being with a jolly troll lady.
Ah, little lurikeen ladies, well don't worry, Van even has a spot for you, on the lawn, stood in front of him .. er, ah .. well lets just say part your hair in the middle !
Well, as you can see Vantros is a great catch and an inter realm marriage might help those inter realm problems we've been having, you know all the killing and burning, the keep taking, pinning a lone albie down while tying his feet together and laughing at .. er .. helping the lone Albie get home safely etc
So hurry ladies you don't want to miss out this, hurry before his left wris.. er .. wheels burn out !
Lets talk currency here, its rude to buy a husband, even ruder kill him, but we not after that, now are we .. are we ? No ? Good
Reply to this thread telling Van what you can bring to a marriage how you can help him .. er .. make him happy and I'll show all the replies to Vantros so he can interview .. er, meet you loverly ladies so you can size each other up and see if you dont run screamin.. er .. like each other.
Inter-realm weddings = peace ? I hope not .. er.. so I meant so !!
