Valeria The Jailbird :(

Bloodaxe_Springskalle

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got a letter in the mail yesterday, it said that i've been found guilty in drinking of alcoholic substances in a public place, outside the boundaries where this is legal.
ok, this was seven years ago and i've almost forgot the incident tho i remember telling the cop that fined me that i refused the fine, and didnt pick it up when he handed it to me, so he put it back in his pocket and i recieved it in the mail a few days later.
funny thing is that i had actually moved away from mom's house and officially changed adress and yet they didnt manage to put the right adress on the letter so i returned to sender typing "wrong adress" on the envelope.

After almost a year repeating this i remember i got a letter saying "you are hereby called in for prison duty" with no date when i actually had to meet etc.
and this time they actually got the adress right, so why they didnt finally send me the fine is beyond me, as i never oficially recieved any fines in _my_ mailbox.
yesterday the letter finally came after seven years telling me where and when to meet and for how long i had to be a jailbird :p

i am to sit in jail for 1 day (wether this means 24 hours or 12 hours i don't really know)
the letter says meet at bla bla jail at 28.10.04 10.00 (in the morning)
and you are to serve the penalty of 1 day.
and following up with a list of items i am supposed to have with me, among those 5 packets of tobacco or equal amount of cigarettes, work clothes, afternoon clothes and fishing equipment (?!)

oh well, after the experiense ill share it with you, unless i get assraped cos then i probably jump off a bridge afterwards cos i intend to stay a virgin there :p

so it took 7 years to send 1 guy to prison for 1 day.... i just have to say ROFL!
 

oblimov

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ha ha thats mental!

your doing porridge m8

give ronnie barker my luv :D
 

Zeelee

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lol ONE day ... i bet u turn all psyco n' shit ! =]
 

Brynn

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This should be interesting - i wanna hear what its like on the inside - imo sneak a web cam in and give us a live feed
 

Fenderon

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5 packets of tobacco or equal amount of cigarettes
is this to buy your way out of trouble? :)

I mean.. 5 packets of tobacco in one day for own use? :p
 

oblimov

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the tobacco is to pay for them not to take loving out his ass
 

Bloodaxe_Springskalle

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i believe that side letter that the info about the stuff im required and allowed to bring with me is a standard letter issued to everyone wether it's 1 day or 2 years they have to serve :p

btw, note that DAoC RvR zones are pretty safe the 28.10.04 as i am locked away and the key tossed away :p

ps. it's open jailtime, no locked doors or whatever, im just going to chop lumber for one day i think, or something in that direction.
 

Duvelken

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Bloodaxe_Springskalle said:
got a letter in the mail yesterday, it said that i've been found guilty in drinking of alcoholic substances in a public place, outside the boundaries where this is legal.

U have actual boundaries for drinking there? poor guy :mad:
We are free to drink where we want :cheers: :cheers: /go Belgium go!!!!!!!!!
(aslong ans we don't get shitdrunk and start to annoy people ofcourse)
 

Hawkwind

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I'd take a pot of vaseline if I were you. No point in not being able to sit for a week after you get raped.

:sex:
 

Vodkafairy

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haha, will you have problems finding a job now, you damn criminal? one day in prison! :-o
 

yaruar

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Bloodaxe_Springskalle said:
i believe that side letter that the info about the stuff im required and allowed to bring with me is a standard letter issued to everyone wether it's 1 day or 2 years they have to serve :p

btw, note that DAoC RvR zones are pretty safe the 28.10.04 as i am locked away and the key tossed away :p

ps. it's open jailtime, no locked doors or whatever, im just going to chop lumber for one day i think, or something in that direction.

Sounds like a fun day out to me!

You probably get sky movies and fast internet connection too!
 

Lorra

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OMG thats so cool i want one, but then again you live in norway so prolly wouldnt happen in the uk.
 

Fenderon

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Bloodaxe_Springskalle said:
ps. it's open jailtime, no locked doors or whatever, im just going to chop lumber for one day i think, or something in that direction.

do you get paid as well? :p
 

Hamro

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"...drop the soap for bubba..." nah just kidding :) stay away from teh showerz!
 

Bloodaxe_Springskalle

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Fenderon said:
do you get paid as well? :p

lol yep :) it's like a 3 star hotel, except you get payed instead of paying :)
"you can check in any time you want, but you can never leave" :p
 

Brynn

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Dillinja said:
Just don't go in the showers.

reminds me of the family guy sketch.

Lois "just dont drop the soap in the showers"
Peter "I did, its just a slippery thing to hold onto"
Random Prisoner "Hahahahahah there is the guy who couldn't hold onto the soap"
Random Prisoner 2 "Hahahahahahahhah"
 

HerculesPluto

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its ok dude, the jails in the uk these days are like super hotels, you prolly will get some form of 100mbit interweb connection and access to a ps2 + xbox + high tech gym and pools :)

you should sell your "ticket" on ebay :D
 

Fenderon

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HerculesPluto said:
its ok dude, the jails in the uk these days are like super hotels, you prolly will get some form of 100mbit interweb connection and access to a ps2 + xbox + high tech gym and pools :)

you should sell your "ticket" on ebay :D

is the xbox modded?

.. and family guy is teh funniest. :D
 

occy

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hahaha best post on fh for ages :) had a 5 min laugh at work and thats not a common thing :wub:
 

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