Valentines Day

[Munkey]

Happy Valentines Day folks!

Just needing some help, got the g/f a necklace type thingy and i wanted to write a short small poem type thing on the inside of the lid. Nothing too mushy, about love or anything, but just something that she'd appreciate. Been looking on the net for ages now and cant find a thing so was wondering if you guys knew or have a favourite type poem i could put?

I can only squeeze a few lines on so the shorter the better if you do know any

Cheers in advance

 

[Whipped]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I got you a necklace
Isn't it cool



Sorrry, not much help.

 

[jaba]

They are all pretty long but I would recommend a lot of john keats' stuff, he is my favourite poet, a lot of lines from ode to a nightingale are just amazing.

 

[Munkey]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I got you a necklace
Isn't it cool



Sorrry, not much help.

ahahahahhahahaha. I think this just won

 

[throdgrain]

Such bollocks

 

[old.user4556]

how about:

My love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk
In a bush, or a car park in town
I bought you this necklace
It cost me 12 pounds
From Argos, Elizabeth Duke

 

[babs]

It's Valentine's Day,
for you and me too,
I've got something special,
for my one love true.

It's glistening and white,
Hand-made, from inside,
Here's a Pearl Necklace,
Wear it with Pride.




(then you hit her with it)

 

[TdC]

I had interflora deliver some roses to teh gf. teh gf didn't hear the doorbell. interflora geve the roses to her neighbor and dropped a card through her letterbox saying "we delivered your valantines day bouquet from tdc next door"
she calls me to say "thanks for the flowers, the neighbors have them but it's the thought that counts"


FFS :/

romance is dead

 

[Wazzerphuk]

babs you rule

 

[Yaka]

Shite day

 

[Sharma]

how about:

My love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk
In a bush, or a car park in town
I bought you this necklace
It cost me 12 pounds
From Argos, Elizabeth Duke

GLC for the fucking win!

 

[Samaroon EatsCheese]

Shite day

agreed!

 

[fatbusinessman]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This poem won't rhyme,
But hey, fuck it.

 

[Gef]

Bit late but

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you!

 

[Will]

I saw the GLC in Glasgow on Saturday night. They have new material!!!

J Lo don't mean shit to me,
P Diddy don't mean shit to me,
Ja Rule don't mean shit to me,
So fuck you, Alica Keys.

 

[Chilly]

Bit late but

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you!

if thats your own work - top banana

 

[Doh_boy]

if thats your own work - top banana

It's a shirt design on thinkgeek.com

 

[king_crud]

to my lovely dear
lets make one thing clear
if you won't swallow
I'm out of here

 

[Chilly]

It's a shirt design on thinkgeek.com

fraud!

 

[MYstIC G]

romance is dead

but i love you...

 

[TdC]

blimey!