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MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck my nob just yet.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's fine, 'cause after I'm done slammin' you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of bird that's impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in that skirt.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well, 'cause I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.
Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt. You're pretty ugly, fat bitch.
Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you an atrocious dripping whore.
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MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck my nob just yet.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's fine, 'cause after I'm done slammin' you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of bird that's impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in that skirt.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well, 'cause I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.
Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt. You're pretty ugly, fat bitch.
Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you an atrocious dripping whore.
HAHAHAHAHAHA BRILLANT!1 AHAHAHA A AHA ALOLLLLLZZLZLZLZLEEEERROFLEDEROFFLE.
