Useful Utility

[chretien]

Imagine this. You've just written a new post on BarrysWorld and you're re-reading it before hitting the submit button, making sure you've made your point clearly and there are no spelling or grammatical errors.
To your horror you realise the post is actually in clear english! People will be able to understand what you've written. Worse you've spelt all the words right and your credibility as a barely literate troll is about to go right down the pan.

Well fret no more for I have found the perfect tool to assist in this situation.

 

[granny]

Originally posted by chretien
USAFUL UTILITY
IMAGIEN THIS1111 OMG U JUST WRITEN A NU POST ON BARYSWORLD AND UR R3-RAADNG IT BFORA HITNG DA SUBMIT BUTON MAKNG SUR3 U MAED UR POINT CLEARLY AND THEIR R NO SPELNG OR GRMMATICAL ERORS
2!111111 OMG WTF UR HOROR U REALIES DA POST IS ACTUALY IN CL3AR 3NGLISH11111111 LOL PEOPLE WIL B ABLA 2 UNDARSTAND WUT U WRITEN!1!1!!1 OMG WTF WORSA U SPELT AL TEH WORDS RIGHT AND UR CR3DIBILITY AS A BAERLY LIETRAET TROL IS ABOUT 2 GO RIGHT DOWN DA PAN

WEL1!11!! WTF FRAT NO MORE FOR I HAEV FOUND TEH PERF3CT 2L 2 ASIST IN THIS SITUATION


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CHRETEIN1!1!1!!! LOL LE VRA
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ORDER OF DA KNIGHTS T3MPLAR

PROUD

Hmm?

 

[chretien]

Observe

IMAGIEN THIS!!!!1!1! WTF LOL U JUST WRITEN A NU POST ON BARYSWORLD AND UR RE-READNG IT BFORE HITNG DA SUBMIT BUTON MAKNG SURA U MAED UR POINT CLEARLY AND THEYRE R NO SPALNG OR GRMMATICAL ERORS
2!!!!1!! OMG WTF UR HOROR U REALIES TEH POST IS ACTUALY IN CLAAR 3NGLISH!!!!111 PAOPLE WIL B ABLA 2 UND3RSTAND WUT U WRITEN!!!! OMG WTF LOL WORS3 U SP3LT AL TEH WORDS RIGHT AND UR CR3DIBILITY AS A BAERLY LIETRAET TROL IS ABOUT 2 GO RIGHT DOWN DA PAN

WEL11!1111! OMG WTF LOL FR3T NO MORE FOR I HAEV FOUND TEH PARFACT 2L 2 ASIST IN THIS SITUATION11!!! WTF LOL

 

[granny]

 

[old.windforce]

http://www.ibiblio.org/dbarberi/lame/

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weLL fr3t N0 mor3 f0r i haV3 found tHe p3rf3ct too| tO assist IN th1z situation.

 

[old.Anpu]

http://www.geocities.com/mnstr_2000/translate.html

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/Anpu

 

[eynar]

I'd say a screwdriver!

Oh, wait, just notice the subject isn't a question...

 

[old.Downanael]

Man walked on a bridge...wrench!

 

[luktar]

i clearly see you found the NP translator ;-)