Uncyclopedia funny :D

[Melachi]

I only found out about Uncyclopedia the other day, man its a great way of passing time, so many funny articles.

http://uncyclopedia.org

Heres just a few quotes:

Article "Anorexia":
The anorexia consists of the delicate art of preparing, cooking and serving air.

Article "Tom Cruise":
Tom Cruise, born Thomas Cruise Purplenurple IV, is an American actress, beard collector, Oompa Loompa, and annoying git ..... And proving himself to be semi-competant at several activities, he also qualified for a spot on the Men's Couchjumping Team..

Article "Jessica Simpson":
"I Would, and you know what? I have! Booyah!"

~ Oscar Wilde on Jessica Simpson

Theres an Oscar Wilde fake quote on nearly every article


Site is hilarious

 

[Coldbeard]

Hehe, a lot of funny articles there :>

 

[Darksword]

http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cyborg_Jesus

"He also once flipped off a box of kittens, and punched a baby in anger. In His almighty defense, the baby was being kind of a dick. But tipping over a box of kittens was going WAY TOO FAR!!!! "

lol at "In His almighty defence the baby was being kind of a dick."

 

[rampant]

funny irrelevant site -

do a search for spinal tap

 

[Coldbeard]

http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hide_and_Go_Jesus

xD