ultimate 'thrill ride'?

[tris-]

imagine this. youre sick of your roller coasters and done skydiving. youre living 60 years in the future when the nuclear test treaty doesnt exist anymore. no one is going to kill anyone though.

richard branson buys a nuclear testing site and commissions 1000s of people to build nuclear bombs and explode them. if you can afford it, you can buy a ticket to go observe an explosion. you can feel the blast, hear the sounds and see a magnificant power in action.

would you go?

 

[Everz]

Yes.

Short

Simple

Sweeeeeet.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh yeah, most definetaly.

 

[Laddey]

Yeah definatly. What an experience that would be.

 

[Billargh]

Is Richard Branson frozen then or just his head?

 

[tris-]

he got a bionic body upgrade.

now answer the fucking question.

 

[Uara]

damn rite I would!

 

[Ezteq]

probably tbh...then i'd expose myself to the rays and become a killer mutant-nerd and go off to tame an army of sharks and lepards and stuff and become either a super hero or super villian im not quite sure how i feel about humanity at this point.

 

[Azurus]

No it would kill all mah sperms.

 

[Sparx]

No it would kill all mah sperms.

No point in you having it really, no chance of repopulation

 

[tris-]

No it would kill all mah sperms.

i dont think it does.

what if instead of being on a ground observation point, you could be a passenger in the jet that drops it?

they have to drop it then evacuate immediatley to over 20 miles away.

 

[Azurus]

No point in you having it really, no chance of repopulation

I need to sell it to science to fund my prostitute habit.

 

[Job]

My Godz, that is my dream!

Preferably a 25 Megaton device at ground zero and only if I could put Jamie Oliver in a cage at the skin peeling distance.

 

[kiliarien]

I have no clue how far the radiation would spread, if I can 'feel the blast' I reckon I'm too close, as said by Dan akroyd said in Spies Like Us:

"You know what one of those things can do. Suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange affro."

No thanks. I don't that particular thrill.

 

[Ezteq]

No it would kill all mah sperms.

or...

it could mutate them in to giant mutant evil super sperms who could Take Over The World!!


either that or it could just mutate them for no good end and it'd really and i mean really hurt the next time you expelled your manly seed.

*fapfapfap*

Ungh

*out come large mutant sperms with pointy bits*

you: "Aaaaarggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrpnhffffffffffffffing'ell"

*neighbour bangs on ceiling* "christ keep it down up there you goddamned pervert!"

you: *huddled in a fetal position on the floor* /wimper

sperms:
"Oompah Loompah Doompaty Doo,
we are the bat-ter thats coming for you!
*little dance*
Oompah Loompah Doompity Dee,
no giant kleenex can contain meee!
I think we ripped his japs eye
yes we ripped his japs eye
Oompah Loompah Doompity Doo
I wouldn't try peeing for a few days...

If I Were You!"

*dances round lounge*


yep, talk about willy wonka tbh.

 

[adoNix]

I'd probably pass.

 

[Uara]

lol Ez,thats some crazy crazy shit! I would still watch a nuclear bomb going off, i want super sperm!

 

[Access Denied]

Nope, seeing as nuclear explosions are so like 1950's rofl.

Skydiving isn't as much as a thrill as it used to be since fat, middle aged yuppised do it on a regluar basis. However, put a twist on it. It's called a HALO drop and REALLY wanna do it. For those ignorant fools who don't know what it is, you jump out of a plane at 35-40,000 feet and free fall to about 2000 where you pull the cord. This is a thrill but I've just thought of something better. Do what that American guy did in the 60's. Jump out of a balloon 20 miles up, on the edge of space and break the sound barrier on the way down!

 

[tris-]

Do what that American guy did in the 60's. Jump out of a balloon 20 miles up, on the edge of space and break the sound barrier on the way down!

nope cos thats like so 1960 rofl

LOLOLOLOLROFLOL

 

[Sparx]

I need to sell it to science to fund my prostitute habit.

Fantastic reply. Bravo sir, bravo

 

[Imgormiel]

Is Richard Branson frozen then or just his head?

I sense the smell of cold Lazurus here ;P

 

[Ezteq]

tbh i'd love to do that thing the bloke did a few years ago where he sky dived (dove??) across the atlantic or something on a membranous wing, no engines or anything and he just flew.

man that would be it for me, i get truely envious of birds when i see them flying.