UK Driving Regulation Changes

Chronictank

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DEPT OF TRANSPORT INITIATIVE RE-LAUNCH, MAY 2006.

Information Release.

Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department of Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving.

For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found to be driving badly which includes:

- overtaking in dangerous places
- hovering within one inch of the car in front
- stopping sharply
- speeding in residential areas
- pulling out without indication
- performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets
- under taking on motorways
- taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads

These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross, signifying their inability to drive properly.

These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.

Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence mindset to the general public.

Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.

Department of Transport.
 

Amildin

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Well stolen from Radio 4 imo :twak:

I have them! So should you :england:
 

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it was funnier when someone said 'the government of uk has gone for the route of the nazis and has marked all cars belonging to flags with a red cross on a white flag' :)
 

Amildin

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out of interest, do any other countries do this ? :fluffle:
 

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Chronictank said:
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DEPT OF TRANSPORT INITIATIVE RE-LAUNCH, MAY 2006.

Information Release.

Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department of Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving.

For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found to be driving badly which includes:

- overtaking in dangerous places
- hovering within one inch of the car in front
- stopping sharply
- speeding in residential areas
- pulling out without indication
- performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets
- under taking on motorways
- taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads

These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross, signifying their inability to drive properly.

These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.

Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence mindset to the general public.

Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.

Department of Transport.
olol sounds so patronising and demeaning, i love it!
watch out mother, you wont see the paint soon
 

Behmoth

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sounds like either a sweaty/sheep shagger or spud picker team didn't get to the world cup imo.

:england: saying that i had them flying from my car on the 23 april :england:
 

Naetha

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Or, it may be the number of people that have been cut up by wankers with flags on their cars? ;)
 

Corran

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Naetha said:
Or, it may be the number of people that have been cut up by wankers with flags on their cars? ;)

which is probably still alot less then the number of people that been cut up by wankers without flags on their cars!

Cut up 7 times today, not seen a flag... but then i am in scotland so im surrounded by anti-english :(
 

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