News Two shags a month NHS limit!

[rynnor]

Harsh! Yet you can still get cosmetic surgery if you dont like your boob size etc...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-16072624

 

[Nate]

Binge shagging will be the effect of this, get as much shagging in before the pill runs out.

 

[rynnor]

It seems pretty sexist to me - its also not like these guys are going to come out on the streets due to embarassment factor - just drives illegal pharmaceutical sales.

 

[Calaen]

Nowt wrong with my penis, and I'm lucky to be hitting anywhere close to that atm fucking marriage

 

[Scouse]

Binge shagging will be the effect of this, get as much shagging in before the pill runs out.

How can you binge shag? If I could get it 3 times I day that'd keep me happy - any less than that and I start to become frustrated

And yep. They should ban unnecessary cosmetic surgery instead. If you've got no tits that's less of a detriment on your life than not being able to do the thing that men live for...

Nowt wrong with my penis, and I'm lucky to be hitting anywhere close to that atm fucking marriage

Main reason I never got married tbfh. If the sex dries up I'm outta there - cost effectively

 

[Gwadien]

I didn't think they did increase bewb jobs, but decrease, a friend of mine got hers done, because they were hurting her back.. and that's acceptable tbf.

 

[Scouse]

I didn't think they did increase bewb jobs, but decrease, a friend of mine got hers done, because they were hurting her back.. and that's acceptable tbf.

Yep they also do increases. And general cosmetic surgery. Unless you've got a cleft pallete or some other rather nasty disfigurement you should get told to fuck off.

 

[Gwadien]

Yep they also do increases. And general cosmetic surgery. Unless you've got a cleft pallete or some other rather nasty disfigurement you should get told to fuck off.

How come you see these weirdos living in councils houses jetting off to the US of A to get a £xxxx job then? Not a criticism of what you're saying, genuine question

 

[Scouse]

How come you see these weirdos living in councils houses jetting off to the US of A to get a £xxxx job then? Not a criticism of what you're saying, genuine question

Sometimes they get told to fuck off.

If the bird whinges and moans enough and says that she may kill herself if her tits aren't bigger then they do it. It's called "considering cases on their merits" - and as you can see from that example, the "depressed" bitch hasn't bothered to save up 3 grand in 10 years 'cause she just wants new tits for free...

 

[rynnor]

Oh and they do designer vagina ops if your a bit flappy down there - seems an extravagence to me - being able to shag is surely a fundamental human right?

 

[Scouse]

Oh and they do designer vagina ops if your a bit flappy down there

They're cutting too low with those women. They should be aiming for about neck height.



Edit:I always buy a job lot of Cialis if I go somewhere like Egypt. They're dirt cheap and freely available from the chemist. About £2 a pop.

I flog (most of*) 'em for a fiver each when I get back. Goes towards the holiday fund - and I charge less than half the price than in the UK. The reason they're expensive on the NHS is because we're British.

*I have no problem either - but occasionally have been known to pop one on a saucy weekend - gives you an extra half inch - both ways

 

[Calaen]

LoL you should advertise that as a selling point Scouse, I'm sure yuo'd make a fortune over those cock pumps and jelqing bollcks!!!!

 

[russell]

*I have no problem either - but occasionally have been known to pop one on a saucy weekend - gives you an extra half inch - both ways

How?
I dont get it

 

[Calaen]

Probably just the swelling fuck knows about the length

 

[Soazak]

Agree they're good for a dirty weekend, although they give me a headache

2 a month is awful if people rely on them, I know they say they would like to use other methods, but surely when guys age it's more to do with physiology rather than a psychological reason?

 

[Punishment]

How?
I dont get it

 

[old.Tohtori]

gives you an extra half inch - both ways

Them girls do love a full 3"

 

[Scouse]

How?
I dont get it

It's just an extra hard veiny rager

Them girls do love a full 3"

Aye. Any more is a waste

 

[DaGaffer]

And yep. They should ban unnecessary cosmetic surgery instead. If you've got no tits that's less of a detriment on your life than not being able to do the thing that men live for...

Actually most cosmetic surgeries done on the NHS are medically indicated; they do far, far more breast reductions (to save women's backs) than enhancements for example.

 

[rynnor]

Actually most cosmetic surgeries done on the NHS are medically indicated; they do far, far more breast reductions (to save women's backs) than enhancements for example.

As with all things NHS it depends on where you live - its also 'medically indicated' if you complain your small boobs are making you depressed etc.

 

[Calaen]

As with all things NHS it depends on where you live - its also 'medically indicated' if you complain your small boobs are making you depressed etc.

Orly, I might see if I can get my nodger boosted then, on the flop he's not very impressive at all!!!

 

[CorNokZ]

Aye. Any more is a waste

As I always say: "Two will do!"