Boobz
Loyal Freddie
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2004
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Dirty Nun Joke
A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. He asks the first nun, "Sister Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The nun giggles and shyly replies, "Well once I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next nun the same question, "Sister Elizabeth have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The nun is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line. One nun is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Sister, Sister what seems to be the rush?" The nun replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"
Battered foot
A man fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up and blew sand all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking out. A nympho was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking up, she pulled down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe. She humped away till she was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and left. The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what happened. The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore on it. He went to the Doctor and after an exam the doc told him he had syphilis of the big toe. "Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn't that rare." The doc said, "Yes, but if you think that's rare, I had a woman in here this morning with athlete's fanny."
