Tucker Max

[Damini]

I've stumbled across his website here: http://www.tuckermax.com/

And I figured some of you guys might like him. He has Bodhi's charm, wij's sex drive, Perplex's model exes, and the morals of Satan.

Favorite Practical Joke - Sometimes I’ll go down to the dog pound and pretend that I found my dog. Then I tell them to kill him anyway, because I already gave away all his stuff. Dog people don’t have a very good sense of humor.

Ashley--There are some fates worse than death, and dating her was one. She was so dumb, the smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth was my penis.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Turn-ons:
Hot women, cute women, attractive women, willing women, aggressive women, funny women, successful women, women with great hair, and Chick-Fil-A (That's a fast food chain, not some derogatory term for a woman).

A man after my own heart




*Disclaimer* I don't mean he is actually after my heart as in he is a cannibal or fancies me

 

[Furr]

Favorite Hobbies: I like to fart in the bathtub and turn around and bite the bubbles

 

[.cage]

have you seen his tardblog site? I've been reading it for a few months and it's comedic genius.

 

[Testin da Cable]

PS-I took down the rest of the quote lists for several reasons, mainly because of bandwidth considerations. They will soon be available in a password protected members area

he's going into pr0n.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I gotta admit I just spent the last 3 hours reading his website (what can I say, its very boring at work ), and some of those stories are hilarious, they all belong in the "you couldn't make it up" category so I like to believe they are true

Great find that has truly entertained me

 

[Xtro]

Aye well done Damini, made my boring work day go a bit quicker too

 

[mank!]

Xtro, where is your sig from? I'm sure I recognise it :/

 

[ECA]

LMFAO!

 

[Furr]

I dont get it

 

[.cage]

http://tardblog.com
his other site

 

[Xtro]

Originally posted by Þórðarson
Xtro, where is your sig from? I'm sure I recognise it :/

m8, unless you were there when I ate about 1,000 mushrooms in '98 I doubt you'll have heard it before

I was tripping my bollocks off and said that to my best friend

 

[Þórðarson]

Maybe I don't recognise it then

Made me chuckle anyway

 

[Xtro]

hehe glad it did m8

 

[old.Fweddy]

Originally posted by Damini
And I figured some of you guys might like him. He has Bodhi's charm, wij's sex drive, Perplex's model exes, and the morals of Satan.

If you're going to apply for a date Damini I can help you out with the answer to the bonus question on the application form.