true description of midgard realm

[mid_Efour]

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/po...kageofcamelot.com/about/../midgard/index.html

 

[old.Immortal]

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.. oh wait. Thats in next patch.

 

[Cavex ElSaviour]

i was actualy smiling

 

[Ragnarok1978]

LOL,

Maybe it just doesn't take much to entertain me, but that was hella funny

 

[Sharma]

Hunter
The archer of Midgard, Hunters worship Skadi, the Norse squirts of the cuntlapping Hunt. They have ranged combat cuntlapps, as well as the ability to hide, and even charm farts to do their farting.


HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Irgil]

Berserker Spews of Modi, the screwing Norse god of battle-rage, Blows are light fighters who eschew heavy armor and rely on asslicking two titty fucks at once, as well as positional combat styles.

ehm lol, well i guess thats true??

 

[_tindel_]

oh dear, I'm so easily entertained I scare myself

 

[_tindel_]

From the wanking rolling ballbusts of Camelot to the pecks fucks of Snowdonia, Albion is through and through the land of Arthur.

hahaha..... urghhhhh

 

[old.Xarr]

Shadowblades are balls of Loki, the fingering Norse trickster god.

 

[minstrel_kyra]

Albion's races come from the fisting pages of Arthurian "Bite Me" Legend, and provide a browning mix of human types, each of which has specific balls and gangbangs.




And just reading their description of highlanders...well is it any wonder we are all so happy?

Hulking kilt-cuntlapping men and women from the northern Smoochs of Albion. Highlanders are big, strong, and exceedingly loyal subjects. They are especially good at motherfucked combat.

Minstrel:
Hybrid smacks that have the ability to perform songs that give their group wanks enhanced smacks, and also can use wad pulls and armor. (Hmm I only use shouts and my flute to pull, honest )

Cleric :
The primary healing class of the thrusting Realm, the Cleric can prepare their friends for battle as well as aid them fucking and after the conflict. (Well that explains where all the mana goes!)


Infiltrators:
Infiltrator A roguish spews that specializes in hidden movement, spying and licking opponents from behind. (Our suspicions are proven!!)

Oh MY!! LOL


God I love Pornorlize.com!!

 

[_tindel_]

lmao!

 

[omi]

OMG i've been in tears laughing at this - my work mates think I've gone nuts (they keep hearing insane giggles coming from my office).

 

[old.Downanael]

Warder:

The Hibernian wanks of nature, Wardens are hybrid squirts/fighters. They have the ability to specialize in some weapons as well as cast healing, defensive, and enhancing wad pulls on their cuntlapps

 

[Freia]

Why dont somebody run barrysworld thru that silly pornolize script? No I'll not do it. I'll leave it as an excersize for the reader to pornolize this thread.