Trem - DIY disaster

[Ch3tan]

trem - diy disaster or hero of our time? He has baffled us all with his arguments on bread, turned a garden into a post apocalyptic waste, been owned by birds and managed to damage his eye and brand new tv during the simply act of feeding cables.

Can such a dangerous individual be allowed to continue to do what he wants?

 

[dysfunction]

heh...good use of pictures!

 

[bob269]

I totally blame the poor roll model.

 

[dysfunction]

ffs Trem you can't vote!!!

 

[Trem]

I am really good at stuff now you complete bunch of twats

I used to be really bad, infact Samm used to hide my tools and in particular my saw but she has let me have lots of shiny new things now.

For instance I have put up a play area for my son, helped my mate build me a patio, I have wired in wall lights and an extra socket, put all my wiring under the floorboards, the list goes on and not once have I hurt myself doing all these things.

I did slice my finger open to the bone then got Nitromors in it when I was stripping paint and maybe I whacked myself on my bad ankle with a wrecking hammer when we were breaking up the old patio but thats beside the point. I ROCK NOW!!

I also punched my mate in the mouth when I was opening a bag of kebabs, bust his lip open, that was funny because he was meant to be on a diet so he had to tell his mrs the truth when he got home.

Oh yeah I also got chilli on my bell end last week and then rubbed my eyes because of the pain and it went in my eyes, that hurt really quite badly.

I will try and get Samm to post later on so she can vouch for me.

 

[Trem]

ffs Trem you can't vote!!!

I bloody well can

 

[Mazling]

What the hell was the pepper doing near your cock anyway?

 

[dysfunction]

I think he was fiddling with himself with chili still on his fingers...

Oh and Trem please see the "Stella Award"

 

[Draylor]

Sorry Chet, the poll is wrong: Id like to vote for both.

Hes a disaster, but hes only hurting himself and since he writes about it in such amusing threads we should be doing everything possible to encourage him.

Well ok, everything possible that doesnt involve power tools, sharp objects, hammers, kebabs, chillis, .....

 

[Trem]

What the hell was the pepper doing near your cock anyway?

I had got the stuff ready for tea and then went and sat at my PC, I had an itchy helmet so I gave it a twist, because as we all know you can't actually scratch your bell end or balls, next thing I knew I was in agony so I put my head in my hands on my desk and rubbed my eyes then it went in them. Washing a burning cock while blind is very hard indeed

Oh and for the record I start my electrician training next month so if any of you need any work doing give me a shout.

 

[babs]

I had an itchy helmet so I gave it a twist, because as we all know you can't actually scratch your bell end or balls

Lies. You can actually scratch your balls but it's tricky. I find a really good stretch of the bag and a very light finger can do the job admirably. I tell you what is hard though, finding the actual spot that's itching!

And I've already invited you to come re-wire my place, it's a total mess. You can also move the meter box to somewhere I won't whack my head every other day for the last 10 years.

 

[dysfunction]

I tell you what is hard though, finding the actual spot that's itching!

Damn right! why the hell is that??

 

[Mazling]

Damn right! why the hell is that??

A well-scratched sack probably has had evolutionary benefits.

 

[Insane]

A well-scratched sack probably has had evolutionary benefits.

what a load of bollocks.

 

[Guest]

Itchy sack gets owned by luke warm soapy water, you can have a really good old scratch and not come out in red swollen bits, or so ive been told

 

[JBP|]

I look forward to seeing Trem in the next series of DIY SOS.

 

[caLLous]

Either that or Casualty.

 

[Chilly]

You know a thread is heading for glory when the subject steers from random injury to itchy ball sacks.

 

[mank!]

this thread is a truly brilliant.

diy disaster or not, trem is truly lovely

 

[Trem]

You know a thread is heading for glory when the subject steers from random injury to itchy ball sacks.

I can do that to any subject in any thread, may go do it in your climate change thread

this thread is a truly brilliant.

diy disaster or not, trem is truly lovely

Thank you chum, glad to know at least one person on FH likes me. Infact the rest can FO, especially Ch3t......and Meg.....and Jup........yeah all of them, bunch of wanks

 

[Ch3tan]

But, but! I love you Trem, you provide me with endless laughter, there truly is no greater gift in the world.

 

[MYstIC G]

Meg

I'd use the "H4mm0r of b4nz0r" on you, but I'll have to wait until you're wearing the proper safety gear (somebody please photoshop a hard hat, goggles and a hammer on that bird picture of Stu!) cos I wouldn't want you to say... get hit in the eye!!!

 

[MYstIC G]

But, but! I love you Trem, you provide me with endless laughter, there truly is no greater gift in the world.

You're only saying that because you're bored and on holiday!

 

[Ch3tan]

Thats not true! Even if I was not on holiday I would need Tremtertainment.