Help traumatic week.

[Ezteq]

flipping hell lol this week has been a tough one!! You saw the thread earlier about killing for a curried chip? I would seriously consider selling a vital organ to have a fucking hug right now, a proper big *aw come here and i'll squoosh you till your all better* hug!!

Firstly on monday, when I had an amazingly stonking hangover due to 4 bottles of wine, I had to finally deal with the dead snails...I thought I should swap Vlad into the bigger tank and the shells were empty by now so I didn't have to worry about seeing my babies all dead and gross.

Wrooooong, there were bits of snail everywhere, smelt like 400 day old fish, omfg bwaaarg lol I am not a puker but man I came close and wasn't sure whether to cry, scream or puke when a bit of my beloved snail flew out of the shell and landed on me (again, bwaaaarg!) effing horrendous!

Anyway so then yesterday I'm walking back from the shop and I don't know if some of you recall but I had an incident in April where a nutter from the library got me in a supermarket, chased me yelling and trying to grab me, well the fucker got me again in the street scared the shit out of me, had to get the police involved and now I have panic attacks when I go outside, woo...motherfucker

Also, to add to my wonderful week tomorrow is the day my very much loved best mate and person I've known longest in my life moves away and I've been helping him pack and it's all just been shit and upsetting.

Freddys I beg you, please someone tell me they've had some excellent news or funny jokes or wonderful things happen to them, please I am so sodding low right now I am desperate to hear something nice!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

"Nice ass."

No?

 

[Ezteq]

thank you!




























*pats the donkey sat beside her*


he is rather spendid isn't he?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Added a bit to it, makes it awesome instead of some

Aaanyway, on a more serious note, since you know waht others would say to you to make you feel happy, so you should just look in the mirror and schychophrenia that f*cker, i'll say;

Arglebargleflardiblo.

Oh and here's something your evil EQ self would say;

Oh for f*cks sake get over yourself you silly bastard, you didn't grow stronger over the year to get all girly girl on me now! Shape up, get up and go get arseholed!

 

[Ezteq]

actually, yes that is right...and I read it in my mary poppins voice so sounded even more authoritative (sp??)


Though not sure about the arseholed bit but I might try and attempt the land speed record for consuming spare ribs Cheers Toh, thank you.

 

[Chosen]

I'd give you a huge hug, if it werent for different countries

 

[Everz]

I just got sent this...

Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer?

Max Factor should make condoms.

 

[Everz]

Also.

Me and five of my mates all went to a brothel and all threw fifty pound each into a pot, the winner was whoever could go the longest without cumming.

I came in a respectable second, which put me in last place.

 

[Ezteq]

took three reads to get that last joke lol, that's the stuff!! jokes and hugs much appreciated cheers guys xxx

 

[Corran]

took three reads to get that last joke lol, that's the stuff!! jokes and hugs much appreciated cheers guys xxx

Double hug from me and the mrs!

Dont let that bastard get you down. I know it hard but you be better of trying to get back out there.
Im sure you pick up a new best friend soon ya wee nutter
Not the same, but you can do it!

 

[Cyradix]

YouTube - ‪Cat mom hugs baby kitten‬‏

 

[Thorwyn]

*hug*

...and also:
a picture of the only Albino-Ninja-Cat!

Spoiler

 

[Vasconcelos]

"Ask and it will be given to you"

cheerio!

 

[Huntingtons]

we'd all give our organs to hug you!

 

[russell]

It will all be ok Ez. There, there it will all be fine * big squeezy hugs* (in account of my big boobies! -Ill try not to suffocate you Ez!)

 

[old.Tohtori]

(in account of my big boobies! -Ill try not to suffocate you Ez!)

I've had a rough week too. I..umm...had to buy new toilet paper and..err...i almost ran out of...stuff...it's been rough!

 

[georgie]

we'd all give our organs to hug you!

Here's mine:

Now givf bewbs!

 

[georgie]

I've had a rough week too. I..umm...had to buy new toilet paper and..err...i almost ran out of...stuff...it's been rough!

I had a splinter in my finger earlier... *cough*

 

[Ezteq]

hehe <---smile irl

 

[Levin]

About the icky cleanup: I would have puked for sure.. you pulled yourself together and did what needed to be done! 1-0 to Ez.

About the nutter: You got the police involved and the arse will get in even more trouble than he already was, I hope! You're admitting he scared the shit out of you, which is a very human and normal reaction to something like that. Now you're venting it out of your system too and you have a lot of friends who care about you. 2-0 to Ez.

About your best friend moving away: Yes, that does suck. But surely you will still keep in touch? Facebook, phones, txts, and now and then you can maybe visit eachother and catch up on things? You'll be okay, and it'll be 3-0 to you!

You're still my idol you know, but even idols needs hugs sometimes, so here you go. You're never alone, sweetie.

 

[fettoken]

Things has to get worse before getting better. Just wait and see

 

[Ezteq]

haha yeah aint that the truth...and tbh you really do not get much worse than giant decayed snail *shudder*...the horror hehe thanks for your posts guys great stuff.

 

[Shagrat]

Hang in there Ez, bad luck comes in 3's so your due some good luck now.

Buy yourself a lottery ticket for this weekend, and just remember whose idea it was when your win comes in

 

[Bahumat]

Really sorry to hear about the nutter Ez. Hope he gets sent to a looney bin!

 

[TdC]

Freddys I beg you, please someone tell me they've had some excellent news or funny jokes or wonderful things happen to them, please I am so sodding low right now I am desperate to hear something nice!!!

don't you dare stay indoors Amber. the world is a much better place with you in it, that with you hiding away from it. scary fuckers be damned, get out there with the rest of us and enjoy thyself tbh!

 

[Bigmac]

YouTube - ‪Husky Dog Talking - " I love you "‬&rlm;

Always brings a smile to my face, maybe it will to you too.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Hold on, 4 bottles of wine? After 2 I don't think I'd be able to open the 3rd, let alone guzzle it

 

[Damini]

Ezteq, are you getting any help with the panic attacks? I've had them pretty much my whole life (I was the world's most nuerotic child, and had my first one in primary school!) so if you want to chat, just send me a message. They're horrible, but once you learn to steer them you can bully them into submission.

 

[cHodAX]

It will all be ok Ez. There, there it will all be fine * big squeezy hugs* (in account of my big boobies! -Ill try not to suffocate you Ez!)

High-res pics or it didn't happen!

 

[Ezteq]

BIG big, huge thank you guys...just waved my friend off and had a good cry, yesterday I went into work (panic attack be damned! eventually lol) and tomorrow I have a party to do with mini golf and cocktails for my impending oldageday.

Thank you for all the lovely kind words, hugs, jokes and talking dogs...I'm going to buy a lotto ticket now