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[StRaNgEdAyS]

I got this from my mother on the weekend. She's not quite up to the task when it comes to the T3 predictive text input.

Trying to send im 2 days dad says camouflage be delivered to cities of you. Have reloaded mind but no success. How is Sarah?

:lol:

 

[dysfunction]

Oh great it can create inane threads now

 

[Ch3tan]

I wonder how well she'd do using predictive text, or t9.......

 

[TdC]

sometimes I wish I could reload my mind!

and you're one to talk, dys

 

[StRaNgEdAyS]

Oh great it can create inane threads now

Thank you... Thank you... *takes a bow*

I wonder how well she'd do using predictive text, or t9.......

:kissit:
ower:

 

[Trem]

and you're one to talk, dys

Harsh but fair.

My mum is a fucking nutjob so I think I shouldn't post anything about mothers in this thread.

Yes a fucking total mental nutjob.

 

[TdC]

didn't Stu try to run off with her?

 

[Jail Bait]

WTF

Who did you blow to get to post a thread

 

[Overdriven]

WTF

Who did you blow to get to post a thread

... Don't ask.

 

[Deebs]

Holds up hand

 

[StRaNgEdAyS]

Aww and I thought it was our special secret!
I'm going to go sulk now.. somebody give me a beer.

 

[TdC]

talking about beer...StRaNgEdAyS, what's your fave Oz beer? when I was over there, I became quite partial to Cascade, but I'd be curious to hear what a native likes

 

[dysfunction]

Probably Meths...

 

[StRaNgEdAyS]

I'm quite partial to Crown Lager, though it's been described as overpriced VB.
VB is pretty much the staple drink of the Army.
Aussies pretty well as a whole stay right the fuck away from Fosters. It's quite possibly the worst beer on the planet.

Probably Meths...

Generally speaking, that's the province of those who cannot be sunburnt.

 

[TdC]

I had VB, Boags, Cascade, XXXX, and some others I can't remember. I also had a crate of Tooheys New, which was going with a 2:1 discount because of the Socceroos' sponsorship. The fellow at the bottleshop was grinning, heh. Went down nice on a hot day though

 

[TdC]

aargh it wasn't the Socceroos it was the Wallabies. damn memory :/

 

[Lazarus]

I'm quite partial to Crown Lager, though it's been described as overpriced VB.
VB is pretty much the staple drink of the Army.
Aussies pretty well as a whole stay right the fuck away from Fosters. It's quite possibly the worst beer on the planet.

Generally speaking, that's the province of those who cannot be sunburnt.

Fosters : Australian for Piss


We call it "Sex in a Canoe"

 

[StRaNgEdAyS]

Tooheys New isn't a bad drop.
It's the official beer currency over here if you believe the ads.
YouTube - tooheys's Channel

 

[throdgrain]

generally speaking, that's the province of those who cannot be sunburnt.

lmao

 

[Ch3tan]

Tooheys is nice for when you need a light larger, but VB was my drink of choice when I was there.