harebear
Fledgling Freddie
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- Dec 29, 2003
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=townie&f=1
anyone 10-20or so from the Uk should understand
anyone 10-20or so from the Uk should understand
Dillinja said:One of the main reasons why I will be leaving this shit-hole of a country soon is because of them fucking twats.
Elcain said:Where you going?
Sissyfoo said:That might be kinda fun actually. No stress and no english. I'd take the commies anyday.
Chilly, in the 3 months I have been here I have been accosted by one homeless man who wanted a cup of coffee. In England I have to put up with townies yelling at me in the streets after they have been drinking their White Diamond (or whatever the hell that crap is called) and I have to look upon their acne ridden faces wherever I go. Not to mention listening to them singing their little drinking chants during the evening.
Quite frankly, America is a lot better when it comes to sweeping their scum underneath the carpet than England is.![]()
Loxleyhood said:One thing I always think is that I should have been born in any decade of the 20th century except the one I was.
Early Century - Victorians, Empire, top hats.
World War I - People have values.
Roaring Twenties - Cer-azy new fangled inventions.
Thirties - Pin stripe suits and hats.
World War II - People have values.
Fifties - The Fonz, Elvis.
Sixties - Hippies, Beatles.
Seventies - Funkeh.
Eighties - All shit from here.
Dillinja said:Anywhere but here.
I'll become a Vietnamese chicken farmer if I have to.
can i be chief disembowler?Sissyfoo said:I'm going to make my own country!
There will be law and order ... and more importantly, there will be peace. Anyone who breaks the peace will be messily disemboweled as a warning to others. Any townies or lager louts who sneak into the country will be dealt with in a manner so severe that I haven't even thought of it yet. Mmm...
And there will be a T3 line in every house and a pizza in every oven...and a beer in every fridge! Hurrah!
Chilly said:can i be chief disembowler?