Townies

[harebear]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=townie&f=1


anyone 10-20or so from the Uk should understand

 

[Sissyfoo]

I swear to god, I am going to fucking kill them all one day.

...most likely this thursday!

 

[Loxleyhood]

www.chavscum.co.uk

 

[zRRR]

apparently some pubs have started banning people from coming in if they wear those gay burberry hats.
owned

 

[zRRR]

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/images/burberry_baseballcap.jpg
seriously, would you go out wearing that shit?

 

[Chilly]

townies fuck me off, soem townies from scunthorpe (not ACTUALLY but i like the filter) put a hole in my mates skull with a rather large stone, wankers all got custodial hard time for it and got a fine to boot. m8 spent it all on drugs
pity hes got metal in his forehead...


/edit wtf! Clever FH hackers put scunthorpse into the accepted list even tho it contains the word ****! proposterous.

 

[harebear]

yay anti townie flaming posts for the win!!! :touch:

 

[Dillinja]

One of the main reasons why I will be leaving this shit-hole of a country soon is because of them fucking twats.

 

[Sissyfoo]

I was kinda excited aboot coming back to England but now I'm not sure I can be arsed. There are too many wankers, twats, fuckwits, dipshits, dickheads and morons in that country. I hate england so much.

 

[Elcain]

One of the main reasons why I will be leaving this shit-hole of a country soon is because of them fucking twats.

Where you going?

 

[Dillinja]

Where you going?

Anywhere but here.

I'll become a Vietnamese chicken farmer if I have to.

 

[Chilly]

Foo.....no dis meant but you do realise your in the USA atm?

I wont say any more, but i think you get my meaning.

 

[Sissyfoo]

That might be kinda fun actually. No stress and no english. I'd take the commies anyday.

Chilly, in the 3 months I have been here I have been accosted by one homeless man who wanted a cup of coffee. In England I have to put up with townies yelling at me in the streets after they have been drinking their White Diamond (or whatever the hell that crap is called) and I have to look upon their acne ridden faces wherever I go. Not to mention listening to them singing their little drinking chants during the evening.

Quite frankly, America is a lot better when it comes to sweeping their scum underneath the carpet than England is.

 

[Dillinja]

Yeah, I'm sick of this 'democracy'. The bastards in charge don't have to live in the crap areas that they've created.

 

[Bellona]

Come to Denmark, nuff said.

 

[Dillinja]

That might be kinda fun actually. No stress and no english. I'd take the commies anyday.

Chilly, in the 3 months I have been here I have been accosted by one homeless man who wanted a cup of coffee. In England I have to put up with townies yelling at me in the streets after they have been drinking their White Diamond (or whatever the hell that crap is called) and I have to look upon their acne ridden faces wherever I go. Not to mention listening to them singing their little drinking chants during the evening.

Quite frankly, America is a lot better when it comes to sweeping their scum underneath the carpet than England is.

If there weren't any consequences, I'd happily beat them all to death with a baseball bat tonight.

I am completely serious. They are the cause of 90% of England's problems today imo.

 

[Loxleyhood]

One thing I always think is that I should have been born in any decade of the 20th century except the one I was.

Early Century - Victorians, Empire, top hats.
World War I - People have values.
Roaring Twenties - Cer-azy new fangled inventions.
Thirties - Pin stripe suits and hats.
World War II - People have values.
Fifties - The Fonz, Elvis.
Sixties - Hippies, Beatles.
Seventies - Funkeh.
Eighties - All shit from here.

 

[Chilly]

fair dos, iv never been to the states so i cant really make a vaild comment but come ON.......cant you just go and live with every other old (older than me) **** and get a place in a retirement home away form le townies?

 

[Sissyfoo]

I'm going to make my own country!

There will be law and order ... and more importantly, there will be peace. Anyone who breaks the peace will be messily disemboweled as a warning to others. Any townies or lager louts who sneak into the country will be dealt with in a manner so severe that I haven't even thought of it yet. Mmm...

And there will be a T3 line in every house and a pizza in every oven...and a beer in every fridge! Hurrah!

 

[Chilly]

aye, wankers the lot of em, need a serious beating, i rather enjoy it when one of them thinks its wise to try and pick a fight with me

 

[Dillinja]

One thing I always think is that I should have been born in any decade of the 20th century except the one I was.

Early Century - Victorians, Empire, top hats.
World War I - People have values.
Roaring Twenties - Cer-azy new fangled inventions.
Thirties - Pin stripe suits and hats.
World War II - People have values.
Fifties - The Fonz, Elvis.
Sixties - Hippies, Beatles.
Seventies - Funkeh.
Eighties - All shit from here.

Eighties had shoulder pads and people wore suits to parties though. It weren't too bad. 90's onwards is complete shit though.

 

[Elcain]

Anywhere but here.

I'll become a Vietnamese chicken farmer if I have to.

hmm So true, England is turning into a big big version of Blazin *twats*Squad

 

[Chilly]

I'm going to make my own country!

There will be law and order ... and more importantly, there will be peace. Anyone who breaks the peace will be messily disemboweled as a warning to others. Any townies or lager louts who sneak into the country will be dealt with in a manner so severe that I haven't even thought of it yet. Mmm...

And there will be a T3 line in every house and a pizza in every oven...and a beer in every fridge! Hurrah!

can i be chief disembowler?

 

[Sissyfoo]

can i be chief disembowler?

Sissytopia is always on the lookout for a good disemboweler!

If things get dull we can always import townies from other countries every friday night!

 

[Chilly]

sweet, il get to sharpening my knives then....or should i blunten them?

 

[Sissyfoo]

Knives?! KNIVES?! We use SPOONS!!

...might wanna start going to the gym because it is tough work. :/

 

[Chilly]

aye, hokay boss.

p.s. i broke the blades off my knives...just knarled stumps of twisted metal now, also got a nice blunt spoon.

~starts pumping sheffield steel~

 

[Dillinja]

You might want some of my home-made steroids too. They are made with real pig snouts.

 

[Chilly]

1337

 

[swords]

hehehe Scunthorpe... poor bastard.

''Townie on mobile phone> wot.....na..wot.....nah.....wot....nah..wot............nah...............wot?''
So true!