Top Ten Things People Want To See Samuel L. Jackson Say In Star Wars~~

[old.I_Am_Glen]

10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I'd never touch the filthy motherfucker.

8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room ... accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tatooine.

6. Feel the Force, Motherfucker.

5. "What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on "What"?

4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

3. Yeah, Chewie's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a Wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch? Then why are you tryin' to fuck him like one?

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Mother Fucker."

keke ^_o

 

[xane]

Glen you are (its in one of my answers).

 

[FatBusinessman]

That is quite an impressive piece of Glenning™.

 

[L_Plates]

Feck off you little green T***t

Stick yeh l/sabre up yeh ass

 

[*charlton_thd*]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

You are a FUCKING FAG

 

[Embattle]

Glen go and play with jet fuel and match's on the M6.

 

[nath]

well aren't we full of piss and vinegar! (sorry, love that phrase)

why do we hate glen then? (other than the fact that he posts really really old shit everyones seen already..)

 

[Sawtooth]

Its genetic

 

[Munkey-]

and you're satanic

arf arf arf arf

*gets coat*

 

[doh_boy]

I've just seen the barclays ad with old sammo in it....... it's a bit strange. I'll never get used to that amount of pig squeal sound effect! :

 

[bodhi]

Top 10 things Id like to see Glen do:-

10) Die of AIDS.

9) Die of AIDS.

8) Die of AIDS.

7) Die of AIDS.

6) Die of scurvy.

5) Die of AIDS.

4) Die of AIDS.

3) Die of AIDS.

2) Die of AIDS.

1) Die of AIDS.


In short, Glen, please die of AIDS. You mange infested cunstain.

 

[old.I_Am_Glen]

I like your flames Bodhi but cant you come up with something new? The same gag over and over is lame..

I dont read every post on the forum so lay off /rude

 

[Mellow-]

Well maybe you should. Reposts are a waste of time.

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by I_Am_Glen
I like your flames Bodhi but cant you come up with something new?

Irony in motion.

 

[mr.Blacky]

Originally posted by Bodhi
Top 10 things Id like to see Glen do:-

6) Die of scurvy.

noooooo he has changed the formula

 

[Hashmonster]

Originally posted by Bodhi


Irony in motion.

that is excellent!

 

[Sar]

Originally posted by I_Am_Glen
I dont read every post on the forum so lay off /rude

Hi, my name's Dave, I'm 26 and from Northern Ireland.




































Oh wait I thought we were having a competition to state the blatantly fucking obvious.

No?

Dang.