Overdriven
Dumpster Fire of The South
- Joined
- Jan 23, 2004
- Messages
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10) John Prescott
Sorry to get political, but what use is he? You can always rely on him to do something daft to deflect the heat from Tony, like when he punched that bloke, but other than that, what does he do? In fact, I don't think we even had a Deputy Prime Minister until he came along. If we survived without one before…
9) Assistant Managers
What's the point? They're not in charge, because the manager is; and they don't do the work, because the staff do. Useless.
8) Beta Max Videos
I doubt there's many still about, but these have served no use for approx 25 years.
7) Curly Brackets
Who uses curly brackets? I mean these ones: {} (not these ones). Does anyone know what they're for (I don't)? Something to do with maths, no doubt. (Okay, yes - I know these are used for programming =()
6) Vanity Mirrors
Most cars already have three mirrors anyway; another one is not necessary. Not to mention the fact that one should concentrate on one's driving, not sit admiring one's self. I understand that some cars have these on the driver's side too - excessive, distracting, wrong and unnecessary.
5) Button Down Collars
I see no need at all to button down my collar. A strong gust of wind is not going to send my collar springing up into my face, nor is my tie likely to slip over my shoulders, necessitating a Houdini like escape. No need.
4) Long Wave Radio
Does anyone broadcast on long wave? Does anyone listen to what they broadcast? Why must I continually flick through a channel of static whilst looking for Radio 5? I've got better things to do than sit pressing buttons all day, you know.
3) Moths.
What's the point in moths? They're attracted to light, yet are nocturnal. Why don't they just come out during the day?
2) Men's nipples
Why have I got nipples? I don't bear young, I can't lactate. My nipples are useless.
1) Your appendix
Another bodily part serving no function. It simply hangs around in your belly waiting to catch appendicitis. Totally unnecessary.
Sorry to get political, but what use is he? You can always rely on him to do something daft to deflect the heat from Tony, like when he punched that bloke, but other than that, what does he do? In fact, I don't think we even had a Deputy Prime Minister until he came along. If we survived without one before…
9) Assistant Managers
What's the point? They're not in charge, because the manager is; and they don't do the work, because the staff do. Useless.
8) Beta Max Videos
I doubt there's many still about, but these have served no use for approx 25 years.
7) Curly Brackets
Who uses curly brackets? I mean these ones: {} (not these ones). Does anyone know what they're for (I don't)? Something to do with maths, no doubt. (Okay, yes - I know these are used for programming =()
6) Vanity Mirrors
Most cars already have three mirrors anyway; another one is not necessary. Not to mention the fact that one should concentrate on one's driving, not sit admiring one's self. I understand that some cars have these on the driver's side too - excessive, distracting, wrong and unnecessary.
5) Button Down Collars
I see no need at all to button down my collar. A strong gust of wind is not going to send my collar springing up into my face, nor is my tie likely to slip over my shoulders, necessitating a Houdini like escape. No need.
4) Long Wave Radio
Does anyone broadcast on long wave? Does anyone listen to what they broadcast? Why must I continually flick through a channel of static whilst looking for Radio 5? I've got better things to do than sit pressing buttons all day, you know.
3) Moths.
What's the point in moths? They're attracted to light, yet are nocturnal. Why don't they just come out during the day?
2) Men's nipples
Why have I got nipples? I don't bear young, I can't lactate. My nipples are useless.
1) Your appendix
Another bodily part serving no function. It simply hangs around in your belly waiting to catch appendicitis. Totally unnecessary.
