Tom Cruise thinks Jesus is a kiddie-fiddler !!!1

[Wij]

The proof :-

http://www.xs4all.nl/~kspaink/fishman/ot8b.html

Wow

 

[xane]

SFW ?

 

[Testin da Cable]

scientology makes my scrot itch

 

[~YuckFou~]

I can't be arsed reading that, summary please.

 

[Wij]

Jesus kiddie-fiddled, according to the final lessons in Scientology.

The Vatican could sue them for slander and then the Scientologists could sue them back for knowing that they beielve that without having paid millions for the lessons

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by Wij
Jesus kiddie-fiddled, according to the final lessons in Scientology.

The Vatican could sue them for slander and then the Scientologists could sue them back for knowing that they beielve that without having paid millions for the lessons

The case would have to be heard in the USA, obviously

 

[Lester]

A friend and I were "audited" by scientologists when we were young while walking thru Newcastle. We had to buy a book by L Ron just to get out of the place

Amazingly we were both abused as children and had blanked the exerience out apparently. What a coincidence.

 

[danger]

Say what?

 

[Lester]

That was the "bait" they used to try and make us join and find out more about ourselves. Don't worry, I've only suffered from self-abuse.

 

[Summo]

Phew.

 

[danger]

lol gotya!

 

[Nos-]

Scientologists in Newcastle? Surely they'd go where the money is? :/

 

[.cage]

none of this matters so long as lieberman isnt victorious! for if he wins, an eternal darkness shall grip the earth as he rules with an iron fist!!

 

[Sawtooth]

but the film was crap.

 

[Summo]

A spokeswoman for the Vatican, which makes Jesus' hit guide book The Bible, said: "We are not making any comment or statement on this issue this evening."

 

[Wij]

Every famous person does kids. Jesus must be a perv

*witch-hunt*

 

[throdgrain]

I work near East Grinstead in Sussex, which is a centre for all sorts of religeous wierdos, including the scientologists. They have a place "out in the woods" apparently driving out there is dangerous as they all drive like lunatics, pre-determination meaning that if they crash theres nothing they can do about it anyway ...

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by throdgrain
apparently driving out there is dangerous as they all drive like lunatics, pre-determination meaning that if they crash theres nothing they can do about it anyway ...

I knew tremor was a Scientologist.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

lester you make me laff

Oh, and I liked Battlefield Earth the book.

 

[Wij]

Going to have to tape the film next time it's on Sky. It's supposed to be unspeakably bad

 

[prime1]

yup its truelly appaling. all manor of rubbish goes on, lots of over the top slow motion running when being shot at, and cavemen training to fly harrier jump jets in 3 weeks. hmm.

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by prime1
yup its truelly appaling. all manor of rubbish goes on, lots of over the top slow motion running when being shot at, and cavemen training to fly harrier jump jets in 3 weeks. hmm.

I get a picture of 2 primitives trying to spark up the engine with flints.:doh:

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by prime1
yup its truelly appaling. all manor of rubbish goes on, lots of over the top slow motion running when being shot at, and cavemen training to fly harrier jump jets in 3 weeks. hmm.

That I gotta see

 

[Mellow-]

lol, never heard of this film!

 

[legendario]

Its that John Travolta effort... It looks pish

 

[.cage]

 

[legendario]

Yeah that one.

 

[gremlin]

Originally posted by Nos-
Scientologists in Newcastle? Surely they'd go where the money is? :/

Haven't seen any around here -- last time I saw those weirdos was on tottenham court road in london (which i seem to remember passing while pissed one evening and shouting in the door 'YOURE ALL A BUNCH OF F*CKING WEIRDOS').

 

[legendario]

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by legendario

Hell and/or court for libel