Toilet tries to bit pecker off...

[Lamp]

Anyone know the movie where a bloke goes to take a piss into a toilet, and suddenly the toilet comes alive, the bottom of the toilet bowl grows teeth, shoots out of the top of the toilet bowl and tries to bite the man's dick off.

I thought it was In the Mouth of Madness, but having just watched it last night (good horror movie, BTW), realised it must be some other movie.

Any ideas ?

 

[Ezteq]

dude what is it with you and toilets today???


i dont know about that but the toilet starts yelling at the little boy in look whos talking too...

 

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i thought u were referring to when u take a piss and the toilet seat suddenly starts falling and 1 hand is either on your cock and the other against a wall or your pocket and you suddenly scramble to let go, knowing you wont make it with your other hand before the toilet seat creams your penis when you let go with your steering hand and your piss goes everywere... only to blame your dad when you mum asks what the mess is muahahahha

 

[adoNix]

Requiem for a dream pherhaps? dunno rly.. but the director must have been on acid to come up with something like that

 

[Ezteq]

i thought u were referring to when u take a piss and the toilet seat suddenly starts falling and 1 hand is either on your cock and the other against a wall or your pocket and you suddenly scramble to let go, knowing you wont make it with your other hand before the toilet seat creams your penis when you let go with your steering hand and your piss goes everywere... only to blame your dad when you mum asks what the mess is muahahahha

rofl either your really short or you have a really high toilet Oo

 

[adoNix]

eeeeeeeep double post.. delete please =)

 

[Ryuno]

Ghostbusters?

 

[old.Tohtori]

and the other against a wall or your pocket and you suddenly scramble to let go

Ok. Now i KNOW people want to be cool, at all costs, but who the f*ck pisses with one hand in their pocket

 

[Olgaline]

Branson and the Hoff ?

 

[Thadius]

i thought u were referring to when u take a piss and the toilet seat suddenly starts falling and 1 hand is either on your cock and the other against a wall or your pocket and you suddenly scramble to let go, knowing you wont make it with your other hand before the toilet seat creams your penis when you let go with your steering hand and your piss goes everywere... only to blame your dad when you mum asks what the mess is muahahahha

Thats never bothered me tbh, if it falls I know the toilet seat will buckle and break under the pressure from my oversized penis!

Its a curse

 

[Agrigo]

Only one I know like this is look whos talking , but that was more the toilet wanting its food, not biting ppls wangs off ..... i tend to give that kind of material a miss to keep me sane!

 

[Huntingtons]

well technically it shouldnt be a problem to save the seaet with the fist around the cock

 

[gohan]

i thought u were referring to when u take a piss and the toilet seat suddenly starts falling and 1 hand is either on your cock and the other against a wall or your pocket and you suddenly scramble to let go, knowing you wont make it with your other hand before the toilet seat creams your penis when you let go with your steering hand and your piss goes everywere... only to blame your dad when you mum asks what the mess is muahahahha

how short are you that ur cock gets caught by a falling toilet seat :< my only problem is the spray ^^