today's tasteless joke

[mank!]

I was in A&E in November and I saw a flid boy with horrific burns on his face.

I asked him how he got them, and he replied "well I don't know what went wrong, I followed the instructions on the box of fireworks to the letter."

"They said light at arms length!"

 

[Tilda]

thalid...

also, not funny.

 

[Ch3tan]

Lol

 

[tris-]

i also loled

thalid...

also, not funny.

the fact hes taking the piss to start with means doesnt really matter if he uses the correct term or not.

 

[Utini]

Whys he so wrong to say flid (forget morals theyre not welcome here).....i call chet a spak all the time, knowing full well how to spell spastic, doesnt make it any less valid!
That said, i either dont get that joke, or dont find it funny, i think its probably a bit of both.

 

[tris-]

Whys he so wrong to say flid (forget morals theyre not welcome here).....i call chet a spak all the time, knowing full well how to spell spastic, doesnt make it any less valid!
That said, i either dont get that joke, or dont find it funny, i think its probably a bit of both.

generally a flid will have one or two arms that are not grown to the length of the 'standard' arm.

 

[mank!]

thalid...

also, not funny.

i'm sorry did your mum take thalidomide whilst pregnant with you?

 

[Ch3tan]

Utini's often been called a flid, usually when he shows his cock to a girl for the first time.

 

[caLLous]

is it not grown to the length of the 'standard' cock?

 

[Ch3tan]

Yes, exactly. Infact it hasn't grown past his pubes, and he shaves those.

 

[pez]

Yes, exactly. Infact it hasn't grown past his pubes, and he shaves those.

Sounds dangerous

 

[tris-]

ive seen a cock that small, and no it wasnt mine.

 

[Lazarus]

ive seen a cock that small, and no it wasnt mine.

like a penis, only smaller

 

[Mobius]

I haven't even heard the word flid before and there isn't a wiki entry. What is it slang for?

 

[Chilly]

someone with teny arms and legs cos they were given the wrong isomer of thalidomide, an anti-morning sickness drug given to many, many women during the (I think) 60s. It resulted in abnormal growth of the foetus which resulted in limbs growing far too short and in some cases not at all.

 

[Mazling]

Bunch of silly, moaning old women.


























(asl?)

 

[Ch3tan]

I haven't even heard the word flid before and there isn't a wiki entry. What is it slang for?

Are you making a habit of being cyfr like? Read the whole post it's been explained once already.

 

[Utini]

You're just jealous my wang gets compared to an arm chet, closest yours has been compared to is a hamsters toe.

 

[WPKenny]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flid


Never heard of it as "thlid" before despite knowing it's origins.

 

[old.user4556]

Agent Orange 0wns j00 for birth defects

 

[RandomBastard]

Agent Orange 0wns j00 for birth defects

In mother russia, defects birth own j00,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/6218368.stm

 

[tris-]

the picture at the top right is clearly russia stealing maps from HL2. even down to the water being able to reflect the background.