Todays joke

[evzy]

A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat, as he settled in he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! she took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States". He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality. "Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Welsh,"

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name."











"Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos , but my friends call me Taffy."

 

[Coccas]

i dont get it :/

 

[Nugusta]

i dont get it :/

Not the only one.

 

[Zeelee]

uhm ....

 

[Cheesehound]

uhm ....

"Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos , but my friends call me Taffy."

"Tonto" = Indian name

"Papadopoulos" = greek

"Taffy" = welsh

noobs

 

[Zeelee]

but jokes use to be fun/make ppl laught ... no ??

 

[Archeon]

I suppose it relys on the person knowing some meaningless trivia (Tonto I got from the Lone Range, Papadopoulos sounds vaugly greek, and Taffy is just too stupid not to be welsh )

Still, I laughed. I'm smarter than you (when it comes to knowing meaningless crap and making assumptions)

 

[Ronso]

it was ok- punchline was ok

 

[Sissyfoo]

You da man, Evzy!!

(whoever the hell you are)

That joke is mainly funny because it is true! I actually happen to be part greek, part welsh, part native american and part whale...although the latter was more of a surgical alteration than genetic after I lost a vital part of my anatomy in 'Nam and the only suitable donor was Kootchie the Killer Whale who was in transit to Sea World. My mad ninja sexual skillz are so awesome that my bed posts have been reduced to piles of sawdust from over-notching.

 

[evzy]

You da man, Evzy!!

(whoever the hell you are)

That joke is mainly funny because it is true! I actually happen to be part greek, part welsh, part native american and part whale...although the latter was more of a surgical alteration than genetic after I lost a vital part of my anatomy in 'Nam and the only suitable donor was Kootchie the Killer Whale who was in transit to Sea World. My mad ninja sexual skillz are so awesome that my bed posts have been reduced to piles of sawdust from over-notching.

I don't see how having a blow-hole and a strange attraction to penguins has enhanced your prowess..but fair play !!

p.s

I'm Welsh muhahahahaha (and the joke was not altered from Irish and the name Paddy - you can't prove it!!! unless you hack into my works computer and read the original copy , which erm...did say Welsh also...honest)

 

[tedStar]

you missed the part about the libido of the australians

 

[swords]

No! everyone Knows Aussies are renown for Shrimp related Barbeque incidents, watery lager, poisonous everything and fighting!

 

[Ala]

Don't make me come over there and slap y'all upside teh head bish!!

Aussies are sex machines!!! meOw!!

 

[Tallen]

A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat.

Now THATS funny