Question To swallow or not to swallow?

[cHodAX]

Yes, the age old quandry. Gulp it down like a fat lad at the buffet table or spit it out like Kiera Knightly with just about anything that enters her mouth?

Basically my mouth and throat have been sore for a few days, a friend suggested liquid glycerine and so I grabbed some at the chemist before. Problem is that it is just a generic bottle with no proper instructions on and now I am not sure if I am to just gargle with it or actually swallow the evil fluid down.

Anyone used the stuff before that can advise?

 

[Marc]

Liquid nitrogen works better

 

[Lamp]

Gargle. Don't swallow.

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[Vasconcelos]

A full spoon of honey+lemon juice works wonders!

 

[Ezteq]

also gargle with paracetamol, you know the ones you dissolve? that helps reduce swelling in your throat and is a painkiller.

 

[Cerb]

Nobody else? No? Ok.

And sperm. Gargle tonnes and tonnes of sperm.

 

[cHodAX]

For fucks sake why do you always have to spoil perfectly nice threads with your smut and innuendo??!?!

<shakes fist!>

 

[sayward]

Difflam throat spray is good.

 

[Ezteq]

For fucks sake why do you always have to spoil perfectly nice threads with your smut and innuendo??!?!

<shakes fist!>

Quite right too, bloody disgusting but dude stop shaking your fist...your watch is chafing my intestines Oo

 

[Cerb]

For fucks sake why do you always have to spoil perfectly nice threads with your smut and innuendo??!?!

<shakes fist!>

A quenticential English gentleman such as yourself would never take part in such debauchery I'm sure.

 

[cHodAX]

Difflam throat spray is good.

I usually use the Difflam mouthwash after my throat problems last year but have run out.

 

[Cerb]

Also I refer you to - "How many gay black jewish electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

 

[cHodAX]

Quite right too, bloody disgusting but dude stop shaking your fist...your watch is chafing my intestines Oo

How the hell did my arm get there, one minute I was making dinner and the next I am arm deep in ginger hotty!

 

[Raven]

When I was a lad we tried to make explosives out of nitrogen fertiliser and glycerine. luckily it never worked.

 

[russell]

Gargle asprin. In terms of 'the other' a cup of tea is always useful.

 

[Ch3tan]

Dirty mare!!!

 

[fettoken]

also gargle with paracetamol, you know the ones you dissolve? that helps reduce swelling in your throat and is a painkiller.

That is GENIOUS!! You are smarter than you look.