To many Hibernians, 183f patch will fix it

[Oldleaf]

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Dark Age of Camelot
Test Version 1.83f Release Notes
Hibernia Changes
April 25, 2006

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NEW THINGS AND BUG FIXES

- Because of the fast increasing population of Hibernia Mythic desided to introduce ingame condoms, every male hib character have now an extra slot in their inventory window between the current legs and chest slot. Only condoms may be placed in this slot, not wearing a condom lowers the af of every male character by 100.

- The Alchemy tradeskill for Hibernian Alchemists have now some new recipes in their tradeskill window:
-standard condom af10
-extra strong condom af25
-flavored condom, no af but available in some fancy colors.

Al condoms can be dyed.

 

[Bugz]

ololo!1

 

[Ryuno]

rofl good post

 

[Naetha]

Not using a condom increases chance to be diseased as well >.<

 

[Golena]

Not wearing one makes curing disease impossible?

 

[WiZe^]

What about pills?
and btw what are the condoms made of? koboldskin for that nice exotic blue colour? or...

 

[Thadius]

What about pills?
and btw what are the condoms made of? koboldskin for that nice exotic blue colour? or...

Poison Ivy for that extra itchiness

 

[Sparda]

can we get them in flavours? pref cheese and onion.

 

[Devilseye]

lol

 

[Overdriven]

Rep!

 

[xGenocidex]

lol!

 

[Golena]

Personally I think they just need to make female luri's less cute...

Oops i've said too much!

 

[Benedictine]

can we get them in flavours? pref cheese and onion.

Cheese and wine flavour for me please!

 

[WiZe^]

in the old day (like 100 years ago) the made condoms out of lambintestine

 

[Tesla Monkor]

Personally I think they just need to make female luri's less cute...

Oops i've said too much!

The fact that you consider lurikeens cute is a little disturbing. o_o;;;

 

[Thorwyn]

The fact that you consider lurikeens cute is a little disturbing. o_o;;;

...as disturbing as having one in your avatar?!

 

[Thadius]

The fact that you consider lurikeens cute is a little disturbing. o_o;;;

They do say happiness comes in small packages....

 

[Golena]

in the old day (like 100 years ago) the made condoms out of lambintestine

I imagine that would work well.

Slap some intestine on your shaft and your unlikely any woman will come within a 100 foot of you, making impregnating one impossible!

<waits patiently for the "I have 100 foot penis" reply>

 

[Nemo]

can we get them in flavours? pref cheese and onion.

Cheese and wine flavour for me please!

Ohh didnt know you 2 were girls

 

[Eeben]

Ohh didnt know you 2 were girls

maybe they are boys that just like cock

 

[Golena]

maybe they are boys that just like cock

Or know hot models that really like cheese and onion?

 

[Tesla Monkor]

My avatar isn't a lurikeen.

It's Aeris from the VG Cats (http://www.vgcats.com/) a mostly excellent web comic (highly recommended reading!)

Battlefield 2 : http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=156
Unreal Tournament 2004 : http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=89
Star Wars Eps. 3 : http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=150

To name but a few.

 

[Sneakers|Matriarch]

in the old day (like 100 years ago) the made condoms out of lambintestine

Should make condoms that taste like a 100 dollar lobster, white whine and desert dinner flavour
...then you could skip that part entirely

 

[Lick]

catholics pwnd by CoE!!!????