To GOA with love.

[old.Tohtori]

Time to kick it... Seel style.

Ya'll know GOA ain't kicking it. So i guess i godda.

Go.

Since day one when i came to the game,
i was tempted to run and do a crime.
I ain't doing this for the cash or fame,
ima just here to put you f*cks in shame.

Got a comp specced for fighting,
it's fresh and fast as lightning.
It was only for DAoC, no denying.
But from the word go, i was sighing.

And now the thing is just a pile of metal,
i think i gotta go do something mental,
if the servers ain't up soon, it's fatal,
for GOA i'm i think i gotta go criminal.

-I didn't even have a chance to play,
the servers were down before i could pay.
So i'm here to say to GOA monkeys today,
you should change your way, this is just too gay.-

Du dam, du dam, du dam du dam dam.
Shotgun loaded full and a bottle of rum.
GOA I'm coming for you, so you better run.
Or you'll be staring at the barrel of a gun.

Gonna tell people to quit, until the servers are empty.
It don't matter to me, so please tempt me.
Aww, you gonna cry? Here. Have a hankey.
Have a banana too you goddamn impotent monkey.

-I didn't even have a chance to play,
the servers were down before i could pay.
So i'm here to say to GOA monkeys today,
you should change your way, this is just too gay.-

So here's once again how this thing goes down,
you're gonna be the new kid, and i'm gonna pwn.
You'll be my kingdom and i'm wearing the crown.
In french: Gonna kick Le Ass, you f*cking clown.

Peace. Out.

 

[Ormorof]

pfft this isnt creative forum

 

[old.Tohtori]

Sowwy...my bad.

 

[Brannor McThife]

Welcome to our world Toti.

Hope to see ya in WoW.

-G

 

[old.Whoodoo]

Class as usual

 

[Cyradix]

Sweet

 

[Prudil]

Time to kick it... Seel style.

Ya'll know GOA ain't kicking it. So i guess i godda.

Go.

................

Peace. Out.

Imo, make a RightNever issue and "cut and paste" this into it. Would be cool to see what the CS would say

Bet you would get the normal "cut and paste" - phrases back too!

 

[old.Tohtori]

If anyone wants to RightNow that, then i'd love to see the answer too

 

[Krakatau]

Bah...I'm just so annoyed I got an email today telling me my account was autorenewed another 3 months

I had to check on second account, and it was also about to be renewed in a few weeks. So that second account is at least put on hold when sub runs out...

Maybe we should start a new guild called "We are not pleased with GOA" or some name like that and see how many will join it with at least 1 char :touch:

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bah...I'm just so annoyed I got an email today telling me my account was autorenewed another 3 months

I had to check on second account, and it was also about to be renewed in a few weeks. So that second account is at least put on hold when sub runs out...

Maybe we should start a new guild called "We are not pleased with GOA" or some name like that and see how many will join it with at least 1 char :touch:

*gets inspired*

Lemme tell you a lil story about Krakatau,
the player was pleased, but he's pissed now.
You see, GOA went and charged his acco,
and it annoys him like the return of disco.

Three months worth of money for booze,
he wanted to drink, but he had to loose.
People, it's kinda clear to see this,
GOA is really taking a mile long piss.

They rob us worse then bonnie and clyde,
they must be a creation like jekyll and hyde.
So players, gonna bend over and let them ride?
Or go Luke Skywalker and fight the Dark Side?

Peaces out.

 

[Krakatau]

*gets inspired*

Lemme tell you a lil story about Krakatau,
the player was pleased, but he's pissed now.
You see, GOA went and charged his acco,
and it annoys him like the return of disco.

Three months worth of money for booze,
he wanted to drink, but he had to loose.
People, it's kinda clear to see this,
GOA is really taking a mile long piss.

They rob us worse then bonnie and clyde,
they must be a creation like jekyll and hyde.
So players, gonna bend over and let them ride?
Or go Luke Skywalker and fight the Dark Side?

Peaces out.

Disco annoys me, true
Gonna go buy some booze now
But not gonna go SWG and play Luke, more looking forward to WoW

2 out of 3 ain't bad tho'
And keep those rhymes coming

 

[old.Tohtori]

Actually Dark Side referred to GOA

 

[old.Tohtori]

GOA really came my enemy number one,
so i'll shoot a few more from this rhyming gun.
I know i'm teh Seel and i'm no eminem,
but still i have a few things i like giving them.

You see, i didn't always hate 'em so much.
I was just like you, i didn't resort to such.
But nowadays things have gone too far,
the service we're not getting is subpar.

"But it's not all bad, they do some good too!"
Good at failing might be enough for you.
"I haven't had problems, all is fine with me!"
Miracles happen kid, but that's very rarely.
"What's your problem man? They gave the game!"
And with the game they gave crap service a new name.
"Look dude, your attitude needs adjusting."
Hug a tree monkeylover and go listen to Sting.

I think it's time to wrap this s*it up,
i quess i could say, i don't give a f*ck.
I'll throw on my spandex and go to paragon,
or go out and date even Wij's mom.
But atleast i know i won't be playing ToA.
Because f*cked up systems, thy name is GOA.

Pee out, nice weekend.

 

[Krakatau]

Better make one more ....
The so called "working subpages" should be a challenge for you
GOGOGOG

 

[old.Tohtori]

*click*

*click click*

*sigh*

*click click POW!!*

Damnit!

I've had enough, it's time get physical.
Time to get nuts, kick 'em, and go radical.
I just spent four hours on the pages,
i haven't seen a site this bad in ages.

If this f*cker ain't down it sure ain't working,
they must've gotten these guys from burger king.
"You want fries with your burn out nerves?"
Stop loading porn and fix the pages you pervs!

*click*
Oooh....

I just wanted to quit this f*cking game,
now i got nightmares from the GOA name.
But no, no, no, ofcourse it ain't possible,
every attempt you make is so feeble.

*click*

*clickety*

*clickboom!* Kennyyyy!!!

So like all the other shit that they throw us,
that wouldn't even fit in the metallica tourbus,
it seems that you can't even get away from GOA,
maybe i have to go Braindead and start the lawnmoa....

*drops the mic*

 

[Danya]

Class as usual

If that's class, I'd hate to see shit.

 

[Archon]

nice imo

 

[MagolFromHell]

All the above reasons is why i moved to the us servers. Not that mythic that much better when it comes to support but atleast when there is a ingame problem (bug etc...) they fix it post haste.
So here my oppinion on goa :

uke: uke: