To Bragi's Scorpions

[Roo Stercogburn]

Could you please stop practicing your golf from your upper balcony.

I don't mind replacing the odd window, but Greyvenom was bending over to check his boots. Now he won't be able to sit down for a week.

(More worryingly, Nico has moved his favourite chair to that window and is looking at it hopefully with his head between his legs).

The final straw was when one landed in Pieoh's soup. The trolls thought it was a new type of crouton and loved it - now Pie can't find a decent supply of golfballs anywhere because you lot have bought the entire local supply.

Oh and one last thing. You're not meant to let go of the golf club. On your last golf practice you kneecapped half the guild while we were having a guild meeting.

 

[rionnen]

lmfao

 

[ele]

LOL nutter imo

 

[Salvion]

Rofl
Plz Roo do Stand up in Wyndham i would be on first row !

 

[koxine]

Hmm.. First.. we're not practising golf.. that is Fredens shooting his miniature trebuchet, trying to keep Makky out of our fridge.. maby if you chained your troll's or even tought them that leftovers is what is left when are finished eating, then maby you didn't have to change your windows all the time..

Second.. We would appreciate if you build a loo in your own garden.. Not only do we have to listen to loud music all night but we are having all your drunken bar guests running in and out of our property using our loo or what ever they find suiteable for their purpose.. no wonder we dont sell anything from our merchant on the porch..

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by koxine
Hmm.. First.. we're not practising golf.. that is Fredens shooting his miniature trebuchet, trying to keep Makky out of our fridge.. maby if you chained your troll's or even tought them that leftovers is what is left when are finished eating, then maby you didn't have to change your windows all the time..

Second.. We would appreciate if you build a loo in your own garden.. Not only do we have to listen to loud music all night but we are having all your drunken bar guests running in and out of our property using our loo or what ever they find suiteable for their purpose.. no wonder we dont sell anything from our merchant on the porch..

hehe - Fedaykin cottaging !

 

[tasslehoff]

We are just showing off our superior skills when it comes to golf

Why do you think we have such a big house? We have golf fields inside, so that we can beat you in at least something when you come and visit us =P

 

[old.Bubble]

Originally posted by Wij
hehe - Fedaykin cottaging !

lol

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Originally posted by koxine
Hmm.. First.. we're not practising golf.. that is Fredens shooting his miniature trebuchet, trying to keep Makky out of our fridge.. maby if you chained your troll's or even tought them that leftovers is what is left when are finished eating, then maby you didn't have to change your windows all the time..

Second.. We would appreciate if you build a loo in your own garden.. Not only do we have to listen to loud music all night but we are having all your drunken bar guests running in and out of our property using our loo or what ever they find suiteable for their purpose.. no wonder we dont sell anything from our merchant on the porch..

Freden? Trebuchet? I don't believe this for a second. Last time we mounted siege weapons at a keep Fred built a life size statue of a pony and muttered something about Troy then he disappeared up said pony's butt.

And we don't need a loo. As said on another thread somewhere, on our other side we have Valour, lots of buckets and some trebuchets. Apparently their garden is very fertile now

 

[ele]

scuse me Sir..selling old Golf balls found in the pond for 50 gold each..

 

[koxine]

Thinking of the noice comming from your house last night, combined with the amount of broken bottles spread all over Moror, i'm not supprised you're not being able to tell a treb from a horse.. imo the majority of the females you brutally dragged into your house during the night looked a lot like horses too, but this doesn't make them horses.. even tho i did hear some peculiar sounds from your place late last night that actually reminded med a lot like a horse being... hmmm... I really do NOT want to know what that was..

 

[Cyradix]

ssshhhttt... before fafnir notices the horses!!!