To all Dungeons and Dragons Daddies

[kiliarien]

D&D RPG is great.

My son has already rolled up his own character. No DM needed. Roxxor!

 

[cHodAX]

Cute kid, how many plats did he cost you on the marketplace?

 

[kiliarien]

Cute kid, how many plats did he cost you on the marketplace?

Jesus, I'm offering 500 plats for someone to take him off my hands.

<cue Haitian child trafficking joke>

 

[TdC]

that's awesome, Kil

 

[Bugz]

Your son has an awful lot of charisma there Kill. You need to boost his strength!

 

[Thorwyn]

Your son has an awful lot of charisma there Kill.

Indeed, but the CHA value is in direct relation to the presence of fresh diapers.

 

[Z^^]

is he left or right handed or ambidexterious?

 

[crispy]

Wow his momma gotta be got looking with 18 cha and you as dad! ;D

 

[kiliarien]

Indeed, but the CHA value is in direct relation to the presence of fresh diapers.

Oh definitely, it's a negative stat when I'm trying to change the little blighter.

is he left or right handed or ambidexterious?

When he's bloody flinging food everywhere, he's clearly ambidextrous.

Wow his momma gotta be got looking with 18 cha and you as dad! ;D

Lol why did I set myself up for that bad boy?? I tried to take a photo of him holding a wooden sword and shield but he wouldn't stay still long enough, hence the need to be in the photo holding him.

I will continue to look for baby stuff like this that's roleplay ftw

 

[Ezteq]

rofl in 15 years time, when he is on his own rpg forum someone...somwehere is going to repost that pic of him all cute looking and in his underwear; and he will possible pee in your shoes while you sleep!

 

[Zenith.UK]

The knowledge that all D&D people require...

 

[fl3a]

looks more like a halfling to me tbh

 

[Lamp]

how come zero XP ?

Hell, knowing not to drink your own pee surely is worth 1 XP alone (ask Laddey), and flinging the solids contents of your nappy inside the house has gotta be worth some (Laddey, again). Surely.

 

[kiliarien]

The knowledge that all D&D people require...

In D&D you'd clearly get more used than others - for example, the D12 is now rarely used - for Barbarian Hit Points I think. That's why there's a "Your D12 cries itslef to sleep" product available.

how come zero XP ?

Hell, knowing not to drink your own pee surely is worth 1 XP alone (ask Laddey), and flinging the solids contents of your nappy inside the house has gotta be worth some (Laddey, again). Surely.

Lol - we must assume by logic of disgusting, wrong and monky-like actions that Laddey went off the xp chart moons ago. Flining your own crap though would only be worth xp if a baby learnt from it. Mugs (aka. Mummy & Daddy) clean it up all up with no repercussions. He stays xp-less imo.

 

[CorNokZ]

2 HP..?

I could win against him!

 

[fl3a]

In D&D you'd clearly get more used than others - for example, the D12 is now rarely used - for Barbarian Hit Points I think. That's why there's a "Your D12 cries itslef to sleep" product available.

use a greataxe and befriend your d12!

 

[Fafnir]

2 HP..?

I could win against him!

Doubt it..