News Time traveller to save the world from communist kit kats

[Moriath]

Or not

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future | Crave | CNET UK

 

[Aph3x]

So Kit Kats and Mountain Dew are evil, you couldn't make it up could you ?

 

[Nate]

April 1st that was published

 

[ECA]

So Kit Kats and Mountain Dew are evil, you couldn't make it up could you ?

Are you denying it? Maybe you're just a part of the cover up.

 

[Billargh]

Mountain Dew is fucking amazing, only something evil could taste so good!

I think this guy speaks the truth anyway.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Hoax.

Eloi are the humans from HG Wells 'The Time Machine'.

 

[Moriath]

ofc its a hoax muppet thats why i said Or Not

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Ok then, Not Very Funny Hoax

 

[DaGaffer]

Ok then, Not Very Funny Hoax

Or in other words, an April Fool's joke. Jesus, how's that sense of humour bypass working out for ya?

 

[Scouse]

Looks like it's working out well tbfh