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Funkybunny

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ok this might be evhul so if youre faint of heart, dont read:


tomorrow morning.. the vatican puts out a press release, heres what it will say:

APRILSFOOL!!

sincerly, pope john paul
 

Dillinja

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Big G said:
I know for a fact that when this one dies, another one popes up.

I was laughing for ten minutes at that. Pure genius.
 

Ezteq

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aw dont my bf is really upset that the old soap on a rope is ill (me too tbh and im not even religious, just not nice to see an old man so sick)

The pope rocks i love the pope mobile always makes me wonder if he has a pope phone....<wobbly scenery as dream sequance comes up>


Pope!"come cardinal the pope phone is ringing!!"
Cardinal "Shall we away to the pope mobile sir?"
Pope " Yes its an emergancy, desmond tutu is trapped in an elevator and its about to crash and he doesnt know what to do do..... erm i mean do"

Cardinal&Pope " looks like another job for........ POPEMAN!!!!"
Cardinal "eh hem!!!!!! and cardinal boy!"
 

tris-

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ah well. only 1 more nice pope left, then another pope comes who is with the anti christ and will destroy vatican city.

cant wait me.
 

Job

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They're praying for the Pope.

It just holysharkshite amazes me that so many people can be brainwashed into believing that it will.....
1: do anything whatsoever
2: actually need to be done
3: think that God would listen and say 'sorry didn't realise, thought you wanted him dead'
4: think that he's special just cos a load of mortals needed a new front man for their scam and picked him from a list.
 

Ctuchik

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Job said:
They're praying for the Pope.

It just holysharkshite amazes me that so many people can be brainwashed into believing that it will.....
1: do anything whatsoever
2: actually need to be done
3: think that God would listen and say 'sorry didn't realise, thought you wanted him dead'
4: think that he's special just cos a load of mortals needed a new front man for their scam and picked him from a list.


they arent praying so much for him to recover asto the struggle being fast and painless. (kinda hoping he will die fast and with no pain really) i mean, how old is the dude anyway? 90 and with parkinsons disease? i'm totally impressed he acually made it this far in the first place.

/edit: ok he was 84 and hes dead. :( he died at 21:37 CET
 

Ezteq

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Ctuchik said:
they arent praying so much for him to recover asto the struggle being fast and painless. (kinda hoping he will die fast and with no pain really) i mean, how old is the dude anyway? 90 and with parkinsons disease? i'm totally impressed he acually made it this far in the first place.

/edit: ok he was 84 and hes dead. :( he died at 21:37 CET

plus he got shot about 10 years ago or more and aparantly he's never fully recovered from that.

i was telling my bf not to be sad when he died, i mean tbh who else is more prepaired for death? and if having a religion makes you feel better and makes you want to be a better person i got no problems with it, so all those folk out in vatican city yesterday holding vigils wernt brainwashed, they were just there to show a dying man they cared (although the darker side of me fears that some were there just to say "hay man i was There!").
 

tris-

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who will be the next pope? you decide! tune into itv1 tonight for pope idol!
 

Ezteq

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tris- said:
who will be the next pope? you decide! tune into itv1 tonight for pope idol!
rofl the thing is it really wouldnt surprise me if in the future this method was used to elect certain officials and have simon bloody cowell as a judge too lol
 

Job

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Is that headphones at Glastonbury story true or was it an April fool?
 

Ctuchik

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Ezteq said:
plus he got shot about 10 years ago or more and aparantly he's never fully recovered from that.

i was telling my bf not to be sad when he died, i mean tbh who else is more prepaired for death? and if having a religion makes you feel better and makes you want to be a better person i got no problems with it, so all those folk out in vatican city yesterday holding vigils wernt brainwashed, they were just there to show a dying man they cared (although the darker side of me fears that some were there just to say "hay man i was There!").


kinda baffled me at first when the news of his death came out on the square and 70k ppl went dead silent and then started to applaude and cheering their asses off. i was like "wtf! the POPE JUST DIED FFS!" turned out its just one of those "things they do" when ppl die......
 

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im no fan of catolism(?) and their ways of acting, but i hope their conclave (those cardinals) will try and discuss alot of their views on certain 3rd world related topics 8/

and, gotta give it to the pope. Cool guy ;-D (i just wonder how mortals can choose who is the nearest living person to god?)
 

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I'm putting my name forward to be the next pope.

I've watched Family Guy and am therefore Qualified for the post (Bet the pay sucks, but you get a free company car)

btw- Nice one Dill and tris :)
 

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