This made me giggle

[Sparx]

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."

 

[[slim]]

lol reps ^^

 

[Ezteq]

lol, man almost felt sorry for it then.

i had sexual relations with a cucumber once.

i had an orgasm and went to sleep.

woke up in the middle of the night had another orgasm.



the next day i had 2 orgasms









the bastard thing was repeating on me

 

[Chronictank]

haha