this just in on the corporate mailer...

[Testin da Cable]

Are you tired of the battle between the sexes? Men and women are different.
There's no question about it. But instead of focusing on the negative qualities of men and women, why not celebrate the positive qualities?

Let's start with the Ladies:

* Women are compassionate, and loving, and caring.
* Women cry when they are happy.
* Women are always doing little things to show they care.
* They will stop at nothing to get what they think is best for their children (best school, best dress, best dentist)
* Women have the ability to keep smiling when they are so tired they can hardly stand up.
* They know how to turn a simple meal into an occasion.
* Women know how to get the most for their money
* They know how to comfort a sick friend.
* Women bring joy and laughter to the world.
* They know how to entertain children for hours on end!
* They are honest and loyal.
* Women have a will of iron under that soft exterior.
* They will go the extra mile to help a friend in need.
* Women are easily brought to tears by injustice.
* They know how to make a man feel like a king.
* Women make the world a much happier place to live.



Now, for the Men:

* Men are good at moving heavy things and killing spiders.

 

[Summo]

I reckon these things are written by the same small group of people. I found this in my mailbox this morning:

WORTH THE READ - TAKE A MOMENT




Health Concern:

CNN REPORTS A NEW VIRUS HAS BEEN RECENTLY DISCOVERED. ONE PERSON CAN PASS IT
ON TO MILLIONS AS IT IS VERY CONTAGIOUS. THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL HAS
REPORTED THIS WEEK THAT THE VIRUS SPREADS VERY RAPIDLY FROM ONE PERSON TO
THE NEXT. THEY HAVE PUT A VERY INTERESTING NAME ON THIS VIRUS.











IT IS CALLED.......


















- A SMILE! -

UH! OH! TOO LATE!! I SEE IT ON YOUR FACE ALREADY!
You've got the virus!!!!ALERT!

I wish these people would just fuck off and leave us all alone.

LET'S SEE YOU SMILE WITH A SCREWDRIVER THROUGH YER NECK, YOU CUNTS!

 

[Embattle]

Another thing for men off the top of my head...they can reverse park

 

[xane]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
LET'S SEE YOU SMILE WITH A SCREWDRIVER THROUGH YER NECK, YOU CUNTS!

Hmm, that made me smile

 

[Testin da Cable]

and me

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by testin_da_cable
* Women have the ability to keep smiling when they are so tired they can hardly stand up.

Uh, yeh. No strops ever