This Joke Never Gets OLD!!

[old.Dillinja]

Ambush - Ham-Bush

It sounds the same, see? Haha?

I think there's also some relation between ham and bacon in there somewhere but it is probably irrelevent.

 

[ormorof]

The Story of the Beaver
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The
doctor asks him how he's feeling and the 86-year-old says, "I've never
felt better.
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do
you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins.
"I have an older friend, much like yourself, who is an
avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was
going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up
his walking cane instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the
stream of water. He raised his cane and went
'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over
dead.
What do you think of that?" The 86-year-old said, "I'd say somebody
else pumped the bullets into that beaver."
The doctor replied ... "My point exactly"

 

[ilum]

Originally posted by ormorof
The Story of the Beaver
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The
doctor asks him how he's feeling and the 86-year-old says, "I've never
felt better.
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do
you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins.
"I have an older friend, much like yourself, who is an
avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was
going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up
his walking cane instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the
stream of water. He raised his cane and went
'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over
dead.
What do you think of that?" The 86-year-old said, "I'd say somebody
else pumped the bullets into that beaver."
The doctor replied ... "My point exactly"

how rude!

 

[Conchabar]

Originally posted by ormorof
The Story of the Beaver
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The
doctor asks him how he's feeling and the 86-year-old says, "I've never
felt better.
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do
you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins.
"I have an older friend, much like yourself, who is an
avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was
going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up
his walking cane instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the
stream of water. He raised his cane and went
'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over
dead.
What do you think of that?" The 86-year-old said, "I'd say somebody
else pumped the bullets into that beaver."
The doctor replied ... "My point exactly"

is this supposed to be funny

 

[old.TeaSpoon]

Originally posted by Bigade
Whats brown and sticky?

A black person covered in glue?

 

[pez]

imo any joke involving mexicans is bound to be funny

 

[Zebolt]

Originally posted by old.TeaSpoon
A black person covered in glue?

I am rubber you are glue.

 

[Jonaldo]

What's pink and fluffy?



















PINK FLUFF!

 

[iceforge]

Originally posted by Conchabar
i dont get it

On spanish "H" is not prenounched therefor Hambush is said just like ambush, get it now?

 

[Zebolt]

Originally posted by Jonaldo
PINK FLUFF!

But, but... But it's PINK?!

 

[Arnor]

Originally posted by pez
imo any joke involving mexicans is bound to be funny

I know!


I was laughing irl after i had read the first 5 words

 

[leviathane]

If u had sex 365 times in 12 months & u melted down the condoms to make a tyre.what would u call it
........a fcking Goodyear.

 

[old.Dillinja]

I'd call it a Dunlop.