This job is wank

[Stazbumpa]

I´m bored out of my fucking mind.
It´s like DJíng in a morgue, none of the punters have their original hips and they all want to listen to Dean Martin almost non stop.
I´m sat in a net cafe in Barcelona and there is fook all to do.
There are some fit women wandering about though.

Anyway, how have you lot been?

/me waves at everyone

 

[]SK[]

Im fine, this snes emulator works over the net for two player.

Just finished Mario Kart 50cc races with him

 

[Wij]

cool

cheer up staz !

 

[Stazbumpa]

Could be worse I suppose, at least I´m getting paid.




Although the rules on this crate suck arse totally. Getting pissed when not at work is nigh on impossible.



Was playing Tekken Tag on one of the guys PS2 yesterday, that was fun. Got sore thumbs now.
Someone kick ignus up the arse for me please. He needs it.

 

[]SK[]

GT3 is better on the PS2!

 

[Moving Target]

Originally posted by stazbumpa
I´m bored out of my fucking mind.
It´s like DJíng in a morgue, none of the punters have their original hips and they all want to listen to Dean Martin almost non stop.
I´m sat in a net cafe in Barcelona and there is fook all to do.
There are some fit women wandering about though.

Anyway, how have you lot been?

/me waves at everyone

Yeh, working at Barrysworld is a real bummer

 

[]SK[]

Yeh the tech pay at MS is shite too

 

[~Lazarus~]

You think your job is shite.

You should try Someguy's and reconsider.

Masturbating chickens, as he does, is not my cup of tea.

Mind you, I cant remember if that was his job or just his hobby.

 

[Summo]

I'm not sure either.

 

[Will]

Come work in a call centre - now this is a wank job.

 

[~Lazarus~]

What call centre m8 - and where ?

 

[Will]

A cable company (TW) in Edinburgh - why, do you work in a call centre too, or just want to gloat about not working in a call centre?

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by +SA+SerialKilla
Im fine, this snes emulator works over the net for two player.

Just finished Mario Kart 50cc races with him

It's good innit ZSNES.


Mario Kart was tops against my bro the other week and Bomberman!




Oh Staz

Do cheer up. At least you get to see the world.

 

[old.ignus]

Originally posted by stazbumpa

Someone kick ignus up the arse for me please. He needs it.

Yeah someone give him a kick.........hey!

 

[]SK[]

Originally posted by Ono




It's good innit ZSNES.


Mario Kart was tops against my bro the other week and Bomberman!




Oh Staz

Do cheer up. At least you get to see the world.

Last time I downloaded it the feature was in the menu but not enabled.
Brilliant cause you can play ppl at mario kart the otherside of the country
Yeh bomberman is good too. Cant wait for 4 player support. You used zbattle yet?

 

[DAN200]

But what exactly is your job tho?

 

[]SK[]

Whos mine?

 

[DAN200]

nooo, stazbumbas, obviously.

 

[]SK[]

I think you should read his first post more carefully.

 

[Will]

Or search the previous threads started by his good self.

 

[DAN200]

Well, from what i can gather.... he's a Barcelonean DJ who spends a lot of time on ships. correct?

 

[]SK[]

From what ive read hes a DJ

 

[DAN200]

...and he claims his job is wank

 

[]SK[]

Due to having to play crap music.

 

[DAN200]

but surely oing to barcelona cancels that out, and i always assumed DJing was an easy job neway, change CDs and press play once every five minutes while saying "And here's something for all the Men/Women/Children/Teletubbies fans in the crowd!".

 

[old.ignus]

Ok I am the only person here who can fill you guys in as Staz is probably back on the boat. As a close personal "friend" of Staz's (he's going out with my sister) I can tell you that he is English not Barcelonian (shouldn't that be Spanish Dan?) He works as a Dj (when he works, the lazy bum) who was lucky enough to land a job on board the QE2 for about 5 weeks or so. He's been all over the world, last I spoke to him on the phone he was in Canada. However the job seems to be a little shitty, as the rules of the cruise liners are that when you aren't entertaining, you're out of the way. Therefore poor ole Staz isn't allowed to converse with passengers, use the internet cafe or most of the entertainment facilities, so for 21 or so hours a day he isn't allowed to do much and as a person who bores easily hes pretty much buggered. I'm not sure but he's on his way to New York right now, so my sis tells me.
So next time he posts tell him to stop moaning and find something to do.

 

[Moving Target]

wearing baggy trousers and shades..