This french chick

kiliarien

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Truly bad dancing. I also think the translations might have been a bit literal, they're quite funny.

Still, nice outfit. A bit of a fitty. :D
 

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I had it on mute as at work but I really enjoyed the video
 

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Remind me not to be standing while i watch this clip!
 

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Hmm.

*taps screen*

There's something wrong there.

Somthing blocking teh receptors.

*goes to the measring device*

Aha...the costume is interfering with accurate readings!
 

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She could dance like a spastic bobble head doll for all I care. That girl is sexy as hell!
 

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I never got wtf the record company were thinking when they were dreaming up Alizee's image. First she was this clean cut girl, then she turned into distilled hottie overnight.
 

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Aah Alizee, I use her as the benchmark for fit, check her out singing Lolita in
that weird sheepskin type dress thingy, she is the sexiest female
on the planet.

That performance would be alot sexier if the dress was alittle longer so she could bend her knees in it without beeing arrested for indecent exposure... She is hot but all she does is wiggle her hips some and kick with her feets, she could take a lesson in porn dancing from shakira - now thats one hot dancer!
Dont get me wrong, i would do things to Alizee that makes pornstars blush but that "dancing" she does could be alot sexier if she actually danced...
 

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That performance would be alot sexier if the dress was alittle longer so she could bend her knees in it without beeing arrested for indecent exposure... She is hot but all she does is wiggle her hips some and kick with her feets, she could take a lesson in porn dancing from shakira - now thats one hot dancer!
Dont get me wrong, i would do things to Alizee that makes pornstars blush but that "dancing" she does could be alot sexier if she actually danced...

I do not agree with you. Her dance is what makes it kind of cute but also sexy. If she would dance like Shakira it would take away from her innocent image i think.
 

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Lot better then any of the UK "thump thump" meisters like oakenfield or what-ever-the-hell it was :p

Ready Steady Go by Oakenfold is better than anything I've heard from that French poptart on this thread :p

From most of the comments so far on this thread it would appear that most people have confused their cocks with their ears ;)
 

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