Things to remember at work ...

[Kharok Svark]

It's Email not Emain ...

12:00 is Lunch Time, not Dragon time ...

You cannot walk through workmates ...

Do not refer to someones secretary as their Buff Bot ...

And we do not refer to clients with problems as "Gimped" !

 

[Stormm]

now you tell me!!!

 

[Brevis]

When your boss /beckon you, you cant draw your flaming broadsword and hit him on the head....

When someone is looking for you because you didnt finish yesterdays work, you wont have stealth abilities....

Detaunt styles with a rolled up newspaper has no effect on an aggro boss....

 

[old.neenee]

Originally posted by Brevis
When your boss /beckon you, you cant draw your flaming broadsword and hit him on the head....

you could, but u might not ding 50, unless they have daoc in cell block H =p

 

[SilverHood]

you don't uppland files via FTP you UPLOAD (and not UPPLOAD either)

thank god for spell checker

 

[mavericky]

Safe fall wont help you if you try and save time by jumping down stairs

 

[old.Noita]

And when your Arch Rival in the office gets a brand spanking new company car... please try and refrain from screamin N E R F on the top of your voice.

 

[Whoodoo_RD]

You get a pay rise once a year, and it does not include raising your power or strength.

Rulers do not make good crafted swords.

Shes a cook, not a spellcrafter.

Tea ladies are also not alchemists, although its tastes that way.

The next big sale will not get you entrance to DF.

Reffering to your workmates as "hibbies" wont be met with laughter, they dont play DAoC.

Its a firewall stoping you playing, and not AE mezz on your PC.

The DAoC CD will not install on a cash register.

"Ive got 10 plat and a 100% con Arcanium sword" will not pull the receptionist you fancy.

 

[old.neenee]

Originally posted by Whoodoo_RD
"Ive got 10 plat and a 100% con Arcanium sword" will not pull the receptionist you fancy.

rofl, one of u nob heads has gotta try that tomorrow, surely its ure last day at work for xmas hols, give it a go!

 

[Sibanac]

And you cant play daoc at work using your GSM as modem damit!!!

(dont ask me how i know ok )

 

[bewal]

Your boss has "see hidden" ra, don't try to stealth out early.

 

[Mundokar]

Originally posted by Sibanac
And you cant play daoc at work using your GSM as modem damit!!!

(dont ask me how i know ok )

uh oh serious addict here

 

[old.windforce]

the coffee lady is not a buffbot

 

[Keri]

OMG!! You still have tea ladies and coffee ladies in some countries?

 

[Danya]

I make my own coffee.

 

[Euthanasia.]

your a tealady danyan ?

 

[Danya]

Nope.

 

[Aeternus]

and school...

you cant stealth yourself out of classes...
no backstabbing teachers who give you bad grades...
you dont get first in line at lunch cause your level 50... and they dont care if your realm rank 5 either...
and should you try... youll end up being ganked by the first grade zerg...

 

[Svartnos]

hehe nice one