Things to do in a lift..

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gremlin

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1.Bring a camera, and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
2.Move your desk into the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
3.Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
4.Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
5.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
6.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
7.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
8.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic. They'll open up again."
9.Swat at flies that don't exist.
10.Tell people that you can see their aura..
11.Call out, "GROUP HUG!" and enforce it.
12.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up! All of you! Just shut up!!!"
13.Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside, ask "Got enough air in there?"
14.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
15.Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of them," and back away slowly.
16.Wear a puppet on your hand, and use it to talk to the other passengers.
17.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
18.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
19.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
20.Stare grinning at another passenger for awhile, then announce "I have new socks on."
21.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk, and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!!".
22.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
23.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
24.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you're on.
25.Hold the doors open, and say that you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"
26.Drop a pen, and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream "That's mine!"
 
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Ch3tan

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26 ideas for trigger happy surely? Mind you they would have to filim it in America this time.
 
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old.Davehart

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you spend a lot of time in lifts then m8ty?
 
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Wij

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When I was staying in a Hall of Residence at Uni me and about 8 mates got in the lift to find there was no light. The bloke who'd just got out of the next lift said they were still working but it was pitch black when the doors shut. Just as we were about to set off the Bar Manager came in too which took us above the 'approved' number of passangers.

As the doors shut and the lift was engulfed in darkness we all, being pissed, decided to shit the Bar Manager up by jumping up and down as violently as possible and shouting :)

Pretty dumb idea really since the lift was making some terrible noises but he shouldn't have served us so much b33r :)
 
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old.Kez

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I have to say, I did grin at my monitor for as long as it took me to read them ;/ First time ever, I think.

Wij you are so fucking odd ;/
 
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Perplex

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In the lifts at uni, I love pressing the floor button as someone is getting in, cos the doors shut. I find it fucking hilarious watching them being chomped up by the lift doors, arms stuck, screams, panicked looks on their face :D It's even more fun hen they wrestle with the doors trying to get in
 
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old.Kez

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You're such a cunt Perp :/ So glad I don't have to get in the lifts to get to lessons :/
 
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raw

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Originally posted by gremlin

4.Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
lol very cruel :D
 
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Moving Target

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Originally posted by gremlin
8.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic. They'll open up again."

15.Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of them," and back away slowly.

my favourite ones :D
 
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old.geigstor

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bet that took u a long time to copy and paste :clap:
 
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Mellow-

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Originally posted by gremlin
11.Call out, "GROUP HUG!" and enforce it.

14.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

15.Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of them," and back away slowly.

16.Wear a puppet on your hand, and use it to talk to the other passengers.

20.Stare grinning at another passenger for awhile, then announce "I have new socks on."

22.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

25.Hold the doors open, and say that you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"

:clap: :clap: :clap:
 
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Vroomparrot

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Well you forgot the obvious which is of course to fart (silently).

Another Uni story...

Me and 3 m8's in a lift, girl gets in smelling strongly of some horrible perfume. Girl gets out and without looking at each other we all start choking, spluttering, coughing etc while girl is still in earshot. Girl left with serious complex about the way she smells (possibly).
 
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xenon2000

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Haha, funny stuff :)

At College, 'coupla guys I know took it upon themselves to put stickers over the censors which detect whether someone is in the way of the door closing... I saw it all from a different floor; people were getting so wound up by the lifts not working :p

Then of course there's that TV advert, where a bunch of blokes stick a wooden board with a brick pattern painted on, so that it covers the doorway.... luvvit :)
 
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DAN200

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As dumb as Movi.. actually, I'll stop right there. ;) ;)
 
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old.Jas

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Heard this story off a mate -

They used to live in the uni halls where each floor looked exactly the same. So they took this guy out and got him very pissed, meanwhile a couple of other people swapped the contents of his room (on the 5th floor) with one on the ground floor.

Later, they come back, very drunk, get in the lift and pretend to goto the 5th floor. When they get out they take this guy to 'his room' and chuck him out the window into the bushes.

Can you imagine how much he $hit himself? Nasty
 
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old.ignus

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back in our younger giggley schoolboy days when we thought we were rebels, me and a friend bought a couple of boxes of funsnaps, you remember those? We went to the top floor of a store that was fairly quiet after the summer rush and slotted each funsnap into the gap in the lift doors, about 100. while the lift waited downstairs. We then waited for a poor unsuspecting shopper to take the lift to the top floor, there was only 3 stories and and the sound echoed through the entire building, the security guards were running everywhere, and we legged it! other pranks included fireworks in underground toilets certainly relieved constapation, stink bombs in early morning assembly, and depositing a used toilet brush in a Natwest nightsafe. those were the days.
 
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Sir Frizz

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...and one time at Bain camp, i stuck a flute in the doorway of an elevator:)
 
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old.ignus

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To quote myself

Originally posted by ignus
back in our younger giggley schoolboy days when we thought we were rebels
 

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