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mordsythe

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22.) The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

<blush> been there.. done that.. :)

i would like to point out that i did nail her again tho :D and we are still good friends who will get drunk and have "carnal monkey sex" a cuple times a yr.
 

Marc

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mordsythe said:
22.) The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

<blush> been there.. done that.. :)

i would like to point out that i did nail her again tho :D and we are still good friends who will get drunk and have "carnal monkey sex" a cuple times a yr.

So you basically told us this because you wanted FH to know you've had sex?
 

pip

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I'm a perfect gentleman

When gf has to do house work...Go down the pub so you are not under her feet

When go to toilet leave seat down so you can pee on it

Allways look like you are listening to her

Allways let them get the beer out the fridge for you

allways tell them you love em

allways let them buy the flowers

This you will find makes for great friendship and they will never stray on you
 

[SS]Gamblor

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best way to stop an argument ....

She's giving it all Blah , blah , blah ...

You close your eyes and smile . She wil lask what you doing ..


You : Just picturing you Naked

Ok so she will start giving out , and tell you to stop it ,


You : make me

Generaly this just turn into a laugh after that =).


Best way to escaltate an argument ,

Deliberly let them see your not paying the slightest bit of attention

Her : Ar eyou listing to me ?

you : ofc dear ... i'll have chips with mine
 

Ezteq

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lol i like that "just picturing you naked" but if you want to end an argument aaand show you wern't listening you could say "Mmm naked chips, with you on them Mmm" but then your gf is likely to have you commited.
 

evzy

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You know you are a man when you come home stinking of ale & perfume and have lipstick on your collar and cheek, ,unzip your fly, slap your missus on the ass and say " Your next fatty"
 

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