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These have to be original and genuine -- no adult is
this creative!!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his
new baby sister.
After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one
for hot and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.
Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more.
Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the
back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight.
"I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you
outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a
painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing
her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's
me?
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the
hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said,
"It makes my teeth cough."
DI (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How
much do I cost?"
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that
were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking
his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her
mouth?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an
elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at
her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit
your face?
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....
This particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began,
with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his
upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have
continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was
listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her
shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
pinched from worldsonline
this creative!!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his
new baby sister.
After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one
for hot and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.
Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more.
Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the
back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight.
"I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you
outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a
painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing
her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's
me?
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the
hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said,
"It makes my teeth cough."
DI (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How
much do I cost?"
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that
were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking
his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her
mouth?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an
elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at
her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit
your face?
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....
This particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began,
with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his
upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have
continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was
listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her
shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
pinched from worldsonline
